quarter after beer

Used to say it's time to drink.

"Hey, it's already quarter after beer, let's party!!"

by TC Stylist January 3, 2008

after burners

When you rip a really bad fart and your asshole burns.

In gym, i let out the smelliest fart and then i had the after burners on.

by Kevythebevy December 6, 2003

Afterdrunk

Afterdrunk - n.: The state of having drank the night before, experienced being drunk, and then somewhere in between sleeping, drinking water, choking down a perogy and throwing up, the room starts to spin, and you feel all the sensations of originally being drunk. (Minus out that wrench in your stomach and you could actually feel good about it).

Guy #1 "I was so afterdrunk in the AM that I actually told my girlfriend I'd take her to dinner."
Guy #2 "Let's hit the bar before lunch."

by the product August 14, 2005

after- laugh

similar in principal to the after shock of an earthquake- an after laugh is a laugh to any humourus comment which is made after the initial humour of the comment is lost...

Tom- it took Tom five minutes to understand the joke- and gave an after- laugh much to the annoyance of his friends...

by Wrath of Kleptos January 13, 2009

morning after dark

when a man who is not yet 18 fucks a 18 year old girl and it is lasted for the longest time and in the morning he feels sooooooo good and happy

That morning after dark with your mom last night sure lasted a long time, but it was fun.

by crackalackajacka1700 February 4, 2010

Fat after Flop

Those who have flopped then become fat; fat after flop

Lady Gaga is fat after flop

by Dead Aunt May 22, 2018

diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck

The lowest of all the lows that anyone can come up with. I defy you to put someone down harder.

My mom is totally dumping all of this shit on me to do today. She's such a cunt. Why, she's actually a diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck!

by Kelly November 10, 2006