turd taster 

Noun-
A person or co-worker who sucks up to the superiors.

"You fucking turd taster, why dont you back off the mans trousers for a minute?"

turd taster by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005

Turd taxidermist 

One who mounts exceptional specimens of rectal release.

Bubba was full of crap. Although many people suspected it, no one knew for sure.. Thanks to the local turd taxidermist, he is able to stand proud and hold his own.

Turd taxidermist by Jeff & Lori March 27, 2007

Turd Morgue 

Turd Morgue....A small under-used rectangle of grass just outside Burnley village center, where small numbers of hill-trolls spend their time looking at a spherical object repeatedly kicked "oop in`t sky!" whilst 'special people' dressed in purple & pale blue watch 'out of towners' kick the 'bouncy turnip' into their net several times every Saturday afternoon.

Turd Morgue...A place where 'special people' go.
A place where sheep graze in the summertime ...to save money
A place where dingles dwell (in small numbers)
A butt of many peoples jokes.

Turd Morgue by Dr Fox May 22, 2007

turd launcher 

the ass of a woman. can be a sexy curvy set o buttocks, or can be a huge fat ass. the delivery port for her dumping of fecal matter

man, your girlfriend has a huge turd launcher, and i bet u can't hit the starfish when u ass fuck her

turd launcher by markcop1 December 22, 2005

Turd Hammock 

1. Shitty underwear. Underwear that has been spray farted into.

Did you hear Fish made another turd hammock today, he really laid it down.

Turd Hammock by coopman27 March 22, 2009

Turd Milkshake Fallacy 

A logical fallacy whereby someone points out that one thing is better than another when, in fact, both items in the comparison are horrible.

Person A: "I'd much rather hook up with Girl-X, she's better looking than Girl-Y."

Person B: "That's like saying you'd rather drink a turd milkshake instead of being beaten savagely with cacti. While the turd milkshake may arguably be better, it's still a turd milkshake and it still sucks. My point is that you shouldn't sleep with either of those heinous-looking girls, and your turd milkshake fallacy isn't helping your argument."

Turd Milkshake Fallacy by ironchef8000 May 2, 2009

Turd Curling 

Turd Curling is the act of curling ones fingers into claws during an extended effort to remove a toilet punishing turd from one's bodily orifice.

I must've eaten too much cheese. I caught myself turd curling. I had to soak my hands in hot water for an hour to loosen them up from the locked position.

Turd Curling by The Masticator (Patrick Hayes) May 15, 2008