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toilet paper origami

The creative folding of remaining TP squares so as to finish the job when TP is in short supply.
With only a few wipes left on the last roll of Charmin, Lucian was forced to work on his toilet paper origami technique.
by nathan abbott August 8, 2005
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toilet breath

Disgustingly bad breath. Smells like a toilet that has not been cleaned for a long period of time. Is also applicable to one who smokes and drinks coffee. Similar to turd breath.
I knew my boss was standing behind me because of his terrible toilet breath.
by Alan1999 December 30, 2006
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toilet girl

- a girl a guy just uses for sex when he can't find any girls he's actually interested in dating.

- she usually doesn't realize she's a 'toilet girl' and often has a crush on him and truly believes he's into her when in fact he is not.

- she's a 'toilet girl' because he is just using her to ejaculate into like a toilet.
A: Wow! Is Andy finally dating someone?

B: No, that's just another one of his toilet girls. He'll move on when he finds someone he really likes.
by pseudo nom December 16, 2010
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toilet smasher

by Anonymous April 23, 2003
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Toilet hugging

Almost complete incapacitation due to excessive alcohol consumption. A toilet-hugger is likely to wake up in the morning on the lavatory floor with a raging hangover.
Digby was left toilet-hugging drunk having had one pint of Strongbow too many at the golf club on Saturday night.
by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004
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toilet ghost

noun: a toilet ghost is a whispy piece of tissue which fails to flush away first time. Post-flush inspection reveals the said ghost caught in the eddy of water. Not to be confused with a toilet demon
a little toilet ghost was left behind when she flushed the toilet.
by shez1 November 23, 2007
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Super Toilet

An entity from Cosmo's past that can only be assumed to be a wish gone horribly wrong with a basic water closet facility.
Cosmo: Ha, I beat you at Halo again!
Timmy: Super Toilet.
Cosmo: AHH! So! Much! CLOGGING!!!"
by TheNerg March 5, 2011
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