Normal Tuesday

When your pants are pulled up so far to the point where your cock is being sandwiched by both balls in a vertical fashion.

"Look how far his pants are pulled up. His dick is being sandwiched by both balls in a vertical fashion." "That's called a normal Tuesday."

by Doodles is Hung January 1, 2020

fuck me till Tuesday

An expression of disbelief.
An expression of disappointment.
An expression of anger.
An invitation to an attractive member of the opposite sex
for a long fun filled weekend.

Horny guy: "Hi, I was standing over there admiring your beauty
when the thought came to me that maybe you would like come to my place for some wine, music and a fun weekend."
Cute chick: "That sounds interesting, I would love to."
Horny guy: "Let's get started! I want you to fuck me till Tuesday."

by jsd9632 January 7, 2012

Tuesday Night Bandits

TNBs are hideous night creatures that fuck shit up. You won't see them on Monday nights, or Wednesday nights either.

Dude, did you see what the Tuesday Night Bandits did yesterday?

No, what happened?

They styled my dog's hair!

by legendary TNB December 12, 2010

tuesday

When used as an adjective to describe one's dejected mood and despondency two days after the end of the weekend. Especially if one has partied all weekend using chisel and become sculptured.

Question:"How do you feel today?"
Answer:"A bit tuesday."

by ashteroid November 8, 2006

boozeday tuesday

The art in ANY form of getting completely shitfaced annihalated on a tuesday !

its boozeday tuesday, whose comin to get f*cked up !

by rushesh October 6, 2010

tuesday

The nicer way of phrasing the word cunt. Derived from the long saying see you next Tuesday.

Ahh man I hate that guy over there! Hes such a Tuesday.

by Dwayam March 6, 2009

Tuesdaying

The Act of calling in sick to work on a Tuesday with the goal of making the week seem far shorter.

"Theres no way i can work a full week I'm totally Tuesdaying it!"

by Tuesdaying March 6, 2009