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nut stick

sack being glued to inner thigh on a hot summers day requiring an individual to peel the sack away
these jeans are giving me some serious nut stick
by Lingus April 22, 2003
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syllabus shock

When a college class is moving quickly and you are still recovering from looking at the syllabus and it looks like an immense amount of work.
Oh man I cannot even focus, I am still in syllabus shock.
by Tre Stewart February 3, 2009
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Tijuana sock-warmer

The act of putting Tabasco or other hot sauce on a condom before engaging in intercourse. Note that this applies to the OUTSIDE of the prophylactic, as the application of a spicy liquid to the inside would technically be considered a Guadalajara Hot Pocket
Several hours after being Tijuana sock-warmered, he made the mistake of ingesting a laxative - a mistake he will not soon forget.
by ubermonk December 19, 2010
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magic sock

A sock you use for cum while master-bating.
"Why do guys call it a magic sock"
"You would call it magic too if you shot your cum on your chest."
by Joel Alan Penless December 23, 2013
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village stick

Coming from Bulgarian: Селска пръчка.

Тhis is a very stupid woman who likes to wear animal prints, listening to well known Bulgarian music genre Pop-folk (oily Chalga), always a gold digger.
by jimmy88 June 17, 2014
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big stick policy

A girls demand or set standard for the size of a guys dick that she will interact with.
Anna will not fuck a guy with a dick less than 6 inches, this is her big stick policy. Therefore Lucas will not be getting any.
by Waterproofbread October 22, 2015
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Droopy Sock

A condom that won't stay skin tight against a turgid male phalus due to a lack of penile girth. In the case of a droopy sock, penile length is meaningless and the condom sags down the shaft like an old sock with the elastic worn out.
While Carl was blessed with inches, he was not blessed with girth. His pencil dick was unable to support condom use as it always turned into a droopy sock.
by Eaton Holgoode January 13, 2016
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