The act of ejaculating on someone's face in malice, usually when they are unconscious, to shame them forever.
Mike had been an ass all week, so I got back at him by hate-spooging all over his face while he was sleeping.
by Frustrated Worker December 23, 2010
Get the Hate-Spooging mug.A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.
"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before!"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before!"
by RUFCKNSRS January 25, 2014
Get the knifey-spooney mug.This occurs when a black man is enjoying a nice hot bath while his wife is getting ready for work and she accidentally drops her hair dryer in the tub
Tyrone :"hey Eddie! Did you hear what happened to marcel?" Eddie :"yeah man.. I'm gonna miss that electric spook
by Super jo jo and friends July 20, 2016
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Get the Email spoofing mug.A wooden spoon is a spoon that is used for stirring sauces and for mixing ingredients in cooking. It is made of wood and has a long handle. Not to be used to beat your children.
Person A: Man, my mom made some killer soup last night with a Wooden Spoon, and later used it to beat the shit out of me.
Person B: …That’s rough buddy.
Person B: …That’s rough buddy.
by hydrateordiestraight January 2, 2022
Get the Wooden Spoon mug.If you're type of person who plays guitar, you know, nice bluezy guitar with your fingertips and a yearning for salty sea-freshness, and you're cooking your guitar on the stove, it's probably gonna get hot.
So you dig out your tuna spoon and tune your guitar but be careful cos the guitar's real hot but if you play good blues guitar you'll have nice finger calluses and tune your guitar with the tuna spoon then use the back end of the tuna spoon which is nice and sharp to open a can of tuna then eat tuna and crackers while you sing a sad blues tune about tuna spoons.
So you dig out your tuna spoon and tune your guitar but be careful cos the guitar's real hot but if you play good blues guitar you'll have nice finger calluses and tune your guitar with the tuna spoon then use the back end of the tuna spoon which is nice and sharp to open a can of tuna then eat tuna and crackers while you sing a sad blues tune about tuna spoons.
I had a hankering for a 5 egg bean tuna burrito so I used my tuna spoon to tune my guitar and sing a song so my girlfriend would buy me one
by Darthyy April 5, 2022
Get the Tuna Spoon mug.When you run out of the dank insults and don't have anything more creative. Maybe somebody collects spoons in your family? Brilliant! Go sit in a drawer like the low-life piece of cheap metal you are.
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