schmuckatelli

Steven Cooper

Steven Cooper is a schmuckatelli!

by hgykm October 5, 2018

Schmuckhole

A guy who is such an ass that he's a schmuck ( Yiddish for a dickhead) and an asshole combined. One word doesn't suffice. . . You need to combine the two.

That schmuckhole was walking in the middle of the street late at night wearing only black and I nearly hit him and got charged with manslaughter.

by BadRaven25 October 14, 2018

Schmuck

Someone who deletes a race from existence.

That dictator wants to wipe out all the croations, what a schmuck!

by Cylerbear October 24, 2018

Schmuck

This can mean in German "jewelerie" but in English it can be slang for "old and boring person" or "very intolerant person". Basically anyone who says no to a lot of things can be called a "schmuck". This is not a compliment or a thing to say when you are trying to be polite.
Examples:
Me: hey teacher, may I borrow a ruler
Teacher: no.
Me: may I borrow a ruler from my friend?
Teacher: no.
Me: than from who will I borrow a ruler?
Teacher: no one.
Me: wow, you're such an old schmuck.

Wow, my oncle doesn't let me play on my PC. He is such a schmuck.

by Dizygoggles424 December 22, 2018

Shmicko

What you call a teacher that can’t teach for her life

Damn your teacher is a shmicko that’s tuff

by Txtvyvtc February 27, 2019

shmack

n: the juul device, the battery

v: the act of juuling

yo lemme shmack that real quick! rips for tits?
pass the shmack bro i’m fiening. on god bruh i won’t drain your pod

dude i just shmacked in my car for like 30 mins i think i’m nic sick

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

Shmackadillous

The state of being extremely high, but still fun to be around

Guy: Yo why are u giving me head rn?
Girl: Cuz I'm Shmackadillous at the moment (slurping noises)

by Big Joj Boy June 4, 2019