5 definitions by Big Joj Boy

1
A dude with few social skills who excels in embarrassing himself in front of the female gender. He also enjoys informing the general public of the relative girth and length of his chode.
Girl: I'm so hungry
Sexy Sahagun: Let me eat your shit
by Big Joj Boy May 21, 2019
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2
The act of buying Moon Rock weed from a greasy beaner in his twenties and the proceeding to string the moon rocks out on a piece of fishing wire, resembling anal beads. Your homies then dip the moon rocks into your ass slowly. No homo tho
Mom: What the fuck are you kids doing to Dan?????
Me and the Boys: Chill mom we just moon beading
Mom: oh ok
Me and the Boys: yah
Mom: ... Can I join?
by Big Joj Boy June 04, 2019
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3
A man/boy of undefined sexuality who masturbates by rubbing his chote in thicc creamy lotion and rubbing against the nearest pine tree.
Person 1: Get your chote away from me Ethan!
Ethan Miller: Yummy Yummy cummy in my tummy
by Big Joj Boy April 16, 2019
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4
A dyslexic gay boi who enjoys being illiterate and sipping cum smoothies
Wyatt Beall: I am the head writer at Dylexic Keelwy and i suck FAT CHODE
by Big Joj Boy October 14, 2019
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5
The state of being extremely high, but still fun to be around
Guy: Yo why are u giving me head rn?
Girl: Cuz I'm Shmackadillous at the moment (slurping noises)
by Big Joj Boy June 04, 2019
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