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postmidnight

1- Period between 12:00 AM (midnight) until 6:00 AM.
2- Period between 12:00 AM (midnight) until 5:59 AM.
3- Period between 12:00 AM (midnight) until dawn.
Postmidnight.
by Kytyryny November 1, 2025
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high postage

She's cool, but I don't dig the high postage.
by crafty6000 June 18, 2010
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applying postage stamps

WAIT NO! I WAS LITERALLY APPLYING POSTAGE STAMPS!
by notjamin November 23, 2010
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The Postal Worker

The Postal Worker: When a guy shoots his load in the girls ass crack (sealing the envelope) smacks her ass (placing the stamp) and pushes her out of bed (sending it off).
The bitch kept farting in bed so I had to give her The Postal Worker to get her out of there!
by dday85304 May 12, 2011
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Prison Postal

The defensive then aggressive attitude insecure ex-convicts take when dealing with the real worlds problems. Directly associated with the size of the chip on some ones shoulders. Any degree of adversity can trigger this show of stupidity derived from the lack of understanding of how much their friends really care. Commonly associated with acts of kindness mistaken as criticism about an ex-convicts abilities at anything.
Not normally associated with physical violence, but attributed more to verbal defensive abuse.
Every since my bosses son got out of jail, he goes Prison Postal over every little thing in his life. It's worse than asking a Drama Queen how her day was.
by A J V January 14, 2012
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vatican postage stamps

Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?

Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!

Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.
by Fractious1 November 28, 2017
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natalie portman

A date where only the guy considers or considered it a date.
Dude, I totally thought I was gonna get some last night, but she really did just want to exchange vegan recipes--turns out it wasn't a date, just a natalie portman.
by Solanas69 June 4, 2019
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