Plumpasaurus

A wildly idiotic creature that tends to search for leaves and fruits in exclusive laser tag arenas and at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. It is extremely similar to the Chonkasaurus with the mild exception of weighing 735 lbs more.

This is the ladies locker room! There are no Plumpasauruses allowed here!

Madam please restrain your Plumpasaurus. It is seducing Moto Moto.

Please have your Plumpasaurus fixed/neutered. It has impregnated all of my poor hamsters.

by Plumpasaurus February 20, 2021

Plums life

A phrase used to swear on something and saying you’re not chatting shit

“I hit a 5G cone yesterday” “no way put that on your plums” “plums life g”

by The president of Loffey April 28, 2021

Plumer

Derogatory or classification term for players in the Medieval slasher game Mordhau who wear helmets that are extremely expensive in-game due to having bunched feathers called a plume, also meaning that most high-ranked players are going to have a helmet with a plume. Since plumes in Mordhau are somewhat known for being associated with try-hards, the plumes are often viewed negatively, especially since killing friendly players is viewed as taboo. Plumers are often seen wielding meta weapons such as the longsword, greatsword, zweihänder, maul, eveningstar, fast one-handed weapons, spear, poleaxe and bardiche which they can use to great effect due to their knowledge of weapon animations

*Plumer crushes bard's skull"
poor fucking infantry:"facking plumer killing friendlies wtf man"

by ErwinHistory August 31, 2021

Fatty Plumpkin

Noun)
1. An abnormally obese anus. Ex. Badonkadonk
2. An anus which is utterly large in volume.

The women was not shy about her fatty plumpkin: she wore a pink thong viewable to everyone behind her.

by Cornelius the Bad-Ass Pigeon June 11, 2008

lumpy plumpy

When your asshole is inside out and someone licks it guud and gives it the guud succ, basically a blowjob on your inverted asshole

Did you hear about what Nathan did!?
He gave her the guud lumpy plumpy 😩💦

by Poopyheaddd June 16, 2017

Pink Plumber

A reference to the pink toned penis of a Caucasian male when that’s one’s preference to root out their bodily orifices. The ol’ pink penis.

I took his pink plumber right up my poop chute.

His pink plumber was so big I thought my cervix was going to burst.

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018

Commode Plume

The aerosol of contaminated bowl contents created and released into the surrounding environment by flushing toilet wastewater.

Oh, DAMN! I just found out that I might have acquired COVID from Commode Plume! The world just isn't safe ANYWHERE!!!

by YAWA January 25, 2021