plumBs 

an extraordinarily large set of nuts that resemble two plums swaying gingerly in a latex glove.

i stopped pumpin the bitch, but my nuts kept swayin like a pendulum from my nacho to her gut

plumBs by Els April 3, 2004

plumbs 

scrotum

ball bag, i.e the scrotum..e.g.. I`ll boot yer plumbs

plumbs by M.nelson September 25, 2003

Plumbs

The dense, floury blobs that form in baked goods, such as banana bread, when one did not mix the batter like they meant it.

Plumbs are often caused by under-stirring, overconfidence, or existential flour rebellion.

The term plumbs was historically coined by a well-meaning, Italian, who, in a moment of pure linguistic jazz, confused lumps with plumbs while trying to describe the unfortunate texture of his banana bread.

“Stefano, there are plumbs in it! Not plumbs. Lumbs? You know — the batter didn't mix!!”

“This banana bread has plumbs the size of Italian balls. Stir it more furiously next time!”

“He said they were chocolate chips. I was foolish by trusting him. The moment my teeth hit plumbs, flour was exploding in my mouth.”

Plumbs by Nina Singapur October 19, 2025

Plucking Plumbs 

An american english derrived turn of phrase , spoken with a britsh accent to state the fact that your friend, or your friends' friend is oxymoronically "fucking dumb"

I must say joe that rose of yours isn't the brightest in the box. She acts like shes Plucking Plumbs

Plucking Plumbs by jessejames'boi September 17, 2010

cum plumber 

A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.

A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.

Did you guys hear that Kris went to the Emergency Room with hemorrhoids? That's what that he gets for being a cum plumber and ramming shit up his ass.

cum plumber by Mad Mick! July 27, 2016

plumbus 

First they take the dinglebop, and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches. They take the dinglebop and push it through the krumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice. Then a schlomi shows up, and rubs it, and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There are several hizzards in the way. The blamphs rub against the trumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus.

Everyone has a plumbus in their home.

plumbus by tr67 May 30, 2016

pleasing the plumbers

Pleasing the plumbers occurs when one's sexual attraction to someone else drives them to fuck their crushes by any means necessary. Pleasing the plumbers can include but is not limited to stalking/cyberstalking, sexting, making comments on body parts, voyeurism, and asking for sexual favors. Pleasers of plumbers will ignore their crushes' discomfort and relentlessly seek the opportunity to fuck them. Thus, consent is not an issue.

Hitler's been sexually harassing that little girl, even after she told him to stop! He must be pleasing the plumbers!

pleasing the plumbers by Yopmail User August 22, 2022