clit notes

The juicy and very descriptive passages of miscellaneous porn novels.

"My Mom wouldn't let me read "Lady Chatterley's Lover" so I borrowed the clit notes from a friend.

by sanduski May 17, 2009

notebook'd

becoming mushy and sappy after having been forced to watch The Notebook

Guy 1: Peace, love, and happiness to all!
Guy 2: Dude, you got notebook'd.

by boom boom splat September 3, 2008

crib notes

Notes for cheating on exams written on small and easily concealable pieces of paper with stealth in mind. Called "crib" notes because of the manner in which you hold the notes under your left hand/arm while writing with your right arm, keeping them concealed from teachers/professors with wondering eyes.

The easiest way to prepare for a biology exam is not to study ad nauseam, but to write notes from test reviews into Microsoft Word™ and print them at font size 3.5.

by Tark Mwain May 13, 2005

notebook kiss

like in the movie the notebook, a notebook kiss means (preferably in the rain), the guy forcefully grabs the girl's face, kisses her passionately, and kind of lifts her up. Kiss to last as long as wanted.

I soo want him to notebook kiss me!

by horsegal26 May 29, 2012

the notebook

a very cute movie that has romance, humor and sadness but happiness too

the movie the notebook was great

by babygrl89619 March 22, 2005

duly noted

A phrase that is used to disregard yet acknowledge someone’s criticism, critique, observation, or suggestion. The connotation is a snide ‘I don’t care what you think. You are probably right, but that doesn't matter. Shut up.’

The situation often ends as an ‘I told you so’

“Bill, you really should turn off the power before you replace that switch” …
“Duly noted” …
***explosion of blue sparks***

“Cindy, I really don’t think those stiletto-heels are a good idea for where we’re going”…
“Duly noted”…
***ends up twisting her ankle.***

“Before you attempt this experiment, you need to fully understand the chemistry behind the reaction.”…
“Duly noted”…
***burns down lab***

by scuba7jb June 17, 2013

Mexican Notepad

What police officer refer to as their ticket books because they're always writing down Mexican names for driving without insurance.

Hey Joe hand me my Mexican notepad, I've got another illegal driving...and shocking! No insurance.

by American Patriot in Blue April 3, 2010