moss covered axe wound

a slang reference to the vagina

I snuck my hand down her pants, and across her moss covered axe wound.

by MissionTIMpossible July 12, 2006

Moss

Masturbation with your left hand only.
Time allocated to masturbate with your left hand.

Isnt it time to moss it?
When are you mossing it today?
I broke my right hand, I guess Ill have to moss it.

by Alcabsaw December 25, 2008

Spanish moss

The pubic hair of an elderly ho, which is often moldy, greenish in color, and infested with crabs, lice, brown recluse spiders, beetle larvae, maggots and other living and dead organisms. The aroma given off from Spanish moss is overwhelming and can sometimes be fatal.

Doctor: Nurse, come in here please! I can't place a catheter in this patient!

Nurse: Why not, Doctor? Is there too much Spanish moss around her twat or something?

Doctor: Maybe so. Would you give me a hand on this one??

Nurse: Sure, doctor. Let me put on some gloves and I'll see if I can make my way through that Spanish moss. Pee-ooo!


*** RELATED LIMERICK ***

There was an old whore from the Azores,
Whose cunt was so covered with sores;
That the dogs in the street
Wouldn't eat the green meat,
That hung from festoons on her drawers.

by Rob Porter January 14, 2009

moses

Adjective - Extremely hot circumstances.

Man, it's Moses in this room.

by Mark November 13, 2003

moss

To hang out, or chill with someone. Originated in the city of Buffalo NY.

Sue: Hey, what's up Jon, when we gonna moss?

Jon: Next Saturday sound good?

Sue: chea, that sounds good.

by whatupwifdattt September 25, 2010

Anal Moss

When two participate in either anal sex or doggy style and the pubic hair of the one performing the penetration rubs against the anal region of the one recieving the penetration.

Woman: your pubes are like moss.
Man: It'll be anal moss in a minute

by Johnny Cumlately August 7, 2006

Moss Yo Head

to stay chill under heat

yo matt if you move your cap'll get peeled boy moss yo head

by Tyler Michael November 18, 2006