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National hug a girl month

Hug any girl to make her feel happy
National hug a girl month is when you can hug any Girl taken or not just make girls feel happy
by And-I-oop-sksksks-vsco October 17, 2019
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How long are 18 months?

18 months are not 1,5 years y’all, maybe 6... maybe 10, maybe forever so sorry I can’t answer this. But if you really want the answer ask one direction. (Please come back it’s been 6 years and we all miss you so much)
How long are 18 months?
A: “I’m taking an 18 month break”
B: *shocked* “So you never come back?”

A: “How long do you think are 18 months???”
B: “I don’t know I’m a directioner and I have trust issues”
by 18monthstheysaid May 5, 2021
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THROW A TALL PERSON MONTH

In retaliation to throw a short person month (October) there is now a throw a tall person month.
Throw a tall person month is November
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kick tall people month

During the month of November, you may kick any tall person, 5’6 or over, as much as you want whenever you want. Get your revengeeee!!
Hey! It’s kick tall people month! Let’s go kick some people
Person 1: hey guess what
Person 2 (over 5’6): what?
Person 1: it’s kick tall people month
Person 2: wait what no pls
Person 1: *kicks in the balls*
Person 2: AAAAA
by AApain October 7, 2022
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National eat coochie month

Starts jan 1st at the time any clock strikes 12!! GET YO HEAD BETWEEN SOME THIGHS FOR GOOD LUCK ALL YEAR!
Omg! I didn’t eat autumn’s coochie on Jan 1st on national eat coochie month, my whole year is gonna be horrible
by Doyleily December 28, 2021
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Harass Short People Month

In the month October, it is Harass Short People Month. During this month you are legally allowed to harass anyone under 5’1. May it be children, midgets or people who have weak genetics. Anyone over 5’1 can participate in HSPM. Harassment can come in any forms. Extra points if you make the short person cry. This event lasts only through Oct 1 to Oct 31, so you better start thinking of ways to make the short people in your life miserable! Happy October!
Person 1: It October! You know what that means!”
Person 2: please spare me, I promise to grow over 5’1
Person 1: none shall live

Harass Short People Month is a fun activity for the whole family!
by dreamssoggycumsock October 9, 2021
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