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Molly Story 

A Molly Story is signified by a girl who insists on telling insignificant and mindnumbing stories out of context in the middle of conversation. During this she will insist on capturing the attention of all present..whilst repeating the story until each person has been 'enlightened'. She will then proceed to cry.

This girl must be loveable, but exhasperating in her anecdotes.
A Molly Story:

"Guys! Guys! GUYS!"
"..What?"
"Sometimes i go upstairs to fetch something... and forget what i went up for."
"...That's great Molly."

Molly Blues 

The time period after the effects of Molly (MDMA) wear off and you feel more withdrawn and somewhat depressed. Usually occurs after large amounts of Molly are taken with equally large amounts of alcohol.
(Guy 1) Hey man, what's with you today
(Guy 2) I got super fucked up on Molly this weekend and I've got those Molly blues
(Guy 1) Shit dude that sucks...was it worth it though
(Guy 2) Fuck yes!!!
Molly Blues by SuperMariooo November 4, 2013

molly moment 

When you do something stupid or blondish
When I fell down I was like "Molly moment!"

molly whop 

To hit extremely hard with an open or closed fist. vrb.
"Molly Whoppin on 4's every fuckin day/ I love the word molly whoppin its my favorite mang/ cause i love to do it...
molly whop by Thizztapher January 10, 2008

Molly Farts 

Passing gnarly gas the day after doing ecstacy.
I had a serious case of the Molly farts last night at work. 5 minutes after crop dusting an aisle I heard my coworker screaming and gagging at ground zero.
Molly Farts by ThaVeeZ September 10, 2015

Molly Wood 

Molly Kristin Wood (born May 23, 1975) is an executive editor at CNET.com and previously a writer for Associated Press, MacHome Journal magazine, and O'Reilly Media. Wood hosts the Buzz Out Loud podcast with Tom Merritt as well as the "Gadgettes" podcast with Kelly Morrison. Wood also hosts a video news show called "The Buzz Report," a quirky technology video news column that is published weekly. She has appeared in more mainstream media such as Regis and Kelly and CNBC's On the Money.

Wood hails from Bismarck, North Dakota. She has a BA in journalism with a minor in French from the University of Montana in Missoula, Montana. During her senior year (June 1996 - May 1997) she served as the Presidient-in-Chief of the USS Enterprise. Upon graduation, she took a job as a subspace correspondent at Starfleet Academy. In July 1997, she joined the World Weekly News, handling a variety of both general news and sports stories in the western US.

In December 2006, Molly announced that she was expecting a baby. Wood gave birth to a baby boy named "Eli" on March 2, 2007.