Mattongo

A white man with very large lips. When he runs he falls over them!

Legend has it that it that it was a lip transplant gone wrong!

'Mattongo' is very rubbish at football tripping over his lips!

by Genesis Project September 1, 2018

Mattrossman

When your friend comes over and falls asleep sitting up on your couch and snores like a whore in church.

He came over and just did a whole mattrossman .

by Hot cherry pie37 October 17, 2018

mateo reyes

He has a giant horse cock and slays the cooch. Everyone wants his dick but he won’t stop farting. It’s still worth the horsecock. He is super smart and loving and is a bomb dot come hype beast

I want to pipe mateo Reyes this weekend

by Bobbybitch6969 March 10, 2020

mattdonaphobia

the fear of matt donovan still being alive and useless

I got mattdonaphobia when watching Enzo fail to kill him

by Heywoood Jablowme July 17, 2020

Mattera

The grassy knoll of the fringe around golf putting greens. Allows you to score zero putts as you suck on your approach shots. Excellent to minimize your score while also showing off your luck.

I purposely missed the green and hit the Mattera, so I could ourscore these losers in my foursome.

by Tseman44 October 25, 2020

mattew west

a shy boy who is funny and kind but gets hard by just hugging a girl and is a total simp

wait are you dating mattew west?

by matibalajerta173 November 6, 2020

mattjob

The propensity for an individual to use the number 69 in any and all situations possible.

Wow, does he know any other number besides “69”?That guy is a real mattjob.

by DutchIV March 23, 2021