A scottish handshake is a headbutt, derived from the steriotype of Scots being extreamly violent and would hedbutt you as a greeting.
James called Angus' wife a man, so Angus said "Stitch this!" and scottish handshaked him on the nose.
by Nicolas O'Brien September 3, 2006
Get the scottish handshake mug.When you shake a man's hand and each of you unzip mid-handshake and consummate the union of joined hands with a hearty urination on and around the hands and forearms. This is the highest form of respect and a sign of good faith for a future business or political relationship.
John entered the boardroom and was met by Brian from Memphis Corp. Brian wanted to make sure John knew he was serious about the future business relationship so he unzipped and bore his penis while offering his hand and gave John a proper Golden Handshake. John followed suit and extended his penis towards the union of hands and made it a reciprocated golden handshake.
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A handjob performed by Alaskan fisher women on their male counterparts in order to get ahead on the fishing boat.
During negations with the captain for her share of the catch, Angelica sealed the deal with an Alaskan Handshake.
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Get the Alaskan Handshake mug.Throwing up in the toliet so many times that flushing seems as if you are shaking hands with the toilet.
Used in the song Tequila Headshake.
Used in the song Tequila Headshake.
I was so hammered last night from those Tequila Headshakes, felt like I was giving a porcelain handshake all night.
by Ed and Cam January 17, 2006
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Get the Shake hands with Mr. Johnson mug.The smell of your hands after you scratch your balls. Must scratch for a good 5 minutes.
You tried that didn't you?
You tried that didn't you?
Tanner: Hey Man, smell my hand.
Jacob: Uhh...okay...
Tanner: *Giggling* What do they smell like?
Jacob: Uhh.....Cinnamon! Mmmmmm.
Tanner: 0_o
Tanner had cinnamon hands!
Jacob: Uhh...okay...
Tanner: *Giggling* What do they smell like?
Jacob: Uhh.....Cinnamon! Mmmmmm.
Tanner: 0_o
Tanner had cinnamon hands!
by SADXRULZ May 19, 2010
Get the Cinnamon Hands mug.The act of a girl blocking any advance of guy trying to remove her undergarments in the dark. Typically consists of strategic chops around the waste area while she is kissing. Always done in the dark with pinpoint accuracy no matter how intoxicated she may be.
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