Hailey

The worst friend you can ever have. If Hailey ever gets mad at you, you will die the next day.

If you are dating a Hailey, you will die the next day.
If you are in Hailey's family, you will die the next day.
If you are an Edward, climate change is your fault.

If you are Hailey's best friend, you are safe.

Make sure you have food for her in your bag because she will always get hungry.
But beware, you will become broke from buying Hailey food.

anyways

Boy 1: Woah look at Hailey, she's so attractive.
-THE NEXT DAY-
*boy 1 dies.*

boy 2: whats Obama's last name?
boy 3: uhh Barack
-THE NEXT DAY-

*boy 3 and 2 dies*

by helicopter.z November 23, 2019

Hailey

Hailey is tall. People call her a giraffe

Hailey the giraffe is coming.

by Tawtee October 22, 2019

Hailey Cobb

A stupid ass bitch who doesn’t know what they’re doing at all ever but people still like her.

Your being such a hailey cobb man cut it out.

I can’t its just my nature being high every morning.

by Carson0593 December 13, 2018

Hailey

Hailey is super messed up. She has many issues including insomnia, Man trouble , and shitting in others toilets not to mention her addition to peeing in the sink! All Hailey has these issues she makes a great husband considering she has changed her gender to male. And don’t ask her about her fav human hore t- boy Jenner

Hailey —Can I use your washroom I need to take a shit

by T-boy Jenner April 5, 2019

Hailey and Miranda

the best pair of friends youll ever find. hailey also wants ice cream from mirandas house but she says no.

Hailey and miranda: friends

Hailey: can i come over and have icecream?

Miranda: no.

Hailey: ok sybau

by imyourking June 9, 2025

Hailey

Hailey: (proper noun)

A very sweet, yet feisty person who enjoys life… they love laughing and having fun. Hailey will bring a smile to anyone’s face when they are sad. Hailey’s biggest problem in life is what color to color her hair next! She will forever be changing her hair to stay spunky and adventurous. There’s never a dull moment when Hailey is around. Hailey’s best friend is almost always someone who starts with the letter K. Hailey’s are some of the most beautiful and kind souls, they will walk into a crowded room and shine bright like a diamond.

“I wish I was as beautiful as Hailey.”

Can you just act like Hailey please? She’s so kind!

by Shanannabananas April 5, 2022

Hailey

A dumbass bitch who looks like a horse.

if your name is Hailey... do better.

Hailey looks like a horse

by howdy439273 August 12, 2025