foodmachine

1. Something, alive or inanimate, that converts one form of food energy or work into another form of food energy or work.

"Hey, Foodmachine, you're really good at Halo 2."

by Glogmaster October 2, 2009

Folder Monkey

A worker for New York State Education Department

Look at that poor Folder Monkey with the crazy people all around his cubicle

by ZiggyBoomBox January 6, 2010

Feldmore

The word and/or name used against evil spirits, infectious zombies, and demonic creatures to temporarily ward them off. By repeating "feldmore" over and over you are invulnerable to the spreading of infection or transformation into a captured spirit. However if demons are near to turn you into one of their own kind you must keep saying "feldmore" otherwise you will most likely transform instantaniously.

The demons are closing in... I see them, "feldmore, feldmore, feldmore"

by Dr. Nilbog August 4, 2011

folder surf

Similar to web surfing. What somebody does when they are looking for something on their computer, usually an old assignment or paper that could be reused. Also what people do with somebody elses computer in attempt to find their porn.

Jane did not feel like writing a 4 page essay, so she folder surf so she could turn in a paper she wrote 3 years ago.

Michael borrowed George computer, assuming george had porn on his computer Michael folder surf.

by CaptainGarbage January 4, 2014

Folditis

When its time to go to pound town but either A, she isn't wet enough or B, you aint hard enough. Both scenarios resulting in the same: a pathetic attempt to insert, usually ending up with your semi-hard chub either folding over on itslef or just completely scrunching up like an accordion

Dude last night i was so close to getting it in with Mary but due to either the excess of vodka or the lack of EDM tunes being cranked, I caught a bad case of the folditis

by Jerrydri November 10, 2014

Fold Peek

The portion of a webpage that peeks from below indicating there is content right beneath the fold. Fold peeks are useful to encourage users to scroll in order to reveal the next section.

Researcher: Users couldn't find the information. It was below the fold.
Designer: What should we do? We cannot put everything above the fold!
Researcher: Just add a fold peek.

by razsadeq October 9, 2016

Foldem

To case a niggas back.
;to violently thrust once limbs towards the others spinal cord causing a reaction such as that of a folding couch. The result to the blow to their back renders them useless.

"What you gonna do to dat nigga who stole ya couch."
"Foldem."

by Rick Cecil September 24, 2016