The Key for an Aston Martin
by A S N December 24, 2008

Yo bitch I gotta go pre-board with my emotional support animal. See you in an hour when you finally get on the plane.
by Premedmachine May 2, 2018

An Emotional Tissue Box is someone you can come to, to talk about your feelings and emotions. They are there for you, and they are like a tissue box because they quell your tears.
To show how someone is such a good tissue box, call them by a really nice tissue box brand name, like Puffs Plus.
To show how someone is such a good tissue box, call them by a really nice tissue box brand name, like Puffs Plus.
Jonny Waffle: Avery, you dah best.
Avery: I'm here for you man.
Jonny Waffle: You're like Puffs Plus, you Emotional Tissue Box.
Avery: <3
Avery: I'm here for you man.
Jonny Waffle: You're like Puffs Plus, you Emotional Tissue Box.
Avery: <3
by Jonny Waffle July 14, 2011

Emotional Intelligence is the ability to identify emotions (in both yourself and others), to recognize the powerful effects of those emotions, and to use that information to inform and guide behavior!
Can't fight but I did a Emotional bomb on you the other day you couldn't talk. And still saved your ass pussy put you in your place!
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 10, 2019

An emotional cheap shot, normally to a female from a male during an argument. Usually used by a man when he gets mad enough to hit a girl but won't, so instead he says something he knows will really upset her.
by fmab March 11, 2010

An large vehicle, usually a pickup truck, with modifications to make it appear larger, taller, and more aggressive, and more "off-road capable" (but not used off-road).
If you were thinking about questioning Chad's masculinity, take one look at his new $90k Emotional Support Vehicle and put that thought out of your head.
by tweiz August 21, 2023

a.A process where a person goes through emotions/stages or grief in a short time
b.Hyperbolic term for roller coaster of emotions
b.Hyperbolic term for roller coaster of emotions
A: Damn, he went from crying, to being happy, then shocked and angry
B: Bro went through a fucking bullet train of emotions
B: Bro went through a fucking bullet train of emotions
by jinx_cat May 5, 2022
