A person who purchases and maintains an inventory of dookie (feces) to be sold to others.
I don't want to go to that dookiemonger Steves' house, because he has a huge surplus of dookie smelling up the place. I don't know how he sells it on eBay, but apparently some people buy stuff like that.
Dookie Rita is an oversized, small, medium broad that think's She is the best thing walking around town. And really she's not and
She smells like this big ass piece of s*** thinking that she's cute and she's not she stank like
You're walking down the street and you see an oversized person wearing something too small. and she thinks she's cute and she smells like Dookie when you walk past that would be a Dookie Rita smelly ass girl