cockaroach

'cock' + 'a'+ 'roach' = 'cockaroach'

its spelled cockroach you shitheads
get a damn dictionary.

its a damn cockrach
you dont need a fuckin example

by Dante Nash Spitts February 2, 2005

lester the molester cockerstuf

A urban dictionary bitch who in real life would never say that too said person face but instead post it on here.

Yeah I was on Facebook and someone had a fake account and talked shit about me he would never say it too my face yeah he's such a lester the molester cockerstuf.

by You're better September 29, 2017

cockdrib

a Penis what is ejaculating but sops cos the guy aint fully devolped

Lance i cockdrib agen last nite canna belive it!

by Dan Critchlow September 19, 2007

Cockbrocking

Similar to cockblocking, but different in that the parties involved are both men, and the cockbrocker prevents these two parties from hanging out or otherwise interacting with each other.

Tom: Dude, I was gonna hang with James last night, but his girlfriend got pissed and ended up cockbrocking him.
Dan: That sucks, man.

by greatspaceadventure November 5, 2012

Brock Cocked

A cock with a permanent scar on it's shaft from masturbating too much.

He brock cocked his dick to look like Texas!

by baginajuice16 February 22, 2011

CockBrain

someone who says something stupid cuz they been sucking to much.

person1: yo did u see the sky change orange?
person2: dog what is u talkin bout u gots that CockBrain!

by Matt "Big Dog" Dudley October 24, 2008

Cockbrock

The act of cock-blocking oneself.

'I would have hit that but he was wearing socks and sandals. He totally cockbrocked himself.'

by Wahoo1815 May 23, 2009