Cockyblockysnoppy

When niggas acting like gay hoes and they dick eating

Fuck you bitch ass nigga you ain’t even like that you not tuff you a internet nigga and you fanned out too and you mad dick eating nah for real you being mad cockyblockysnoppy right now bro on my momma

by Realestniggadkrose3000 February 15, 2023

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Winter Cock Block

When it gets cold outside after being warm the day before.

Yesterday was nice but today is a winter cock block.

by G-Oli February 23, 2010

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Professional Cock Block

A secret way of blocking anyone from dating a certain individual.
Professional Cock Block artists have their own secret way of doing things.

They usually do it to be protective of someone they care about.

Person 1: He is such a Professional Cock Block.

Person 2: Well maybe it wasn't meant to be.

Person 1: Be cautious around those Professional Cock Blocks, they know how to trick you.

by DontFeedTheTrolls April 16, 2013

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TikTok Cock Block

When you’re at a party trying to get succ or any other form of coitus and there’s that one kid who is going around showing everyone the most trendy TikToks, when he stumbles upon you right when you’re about to seal the deal and draws the attention from your potential mate to the hypnotic effects of TikTok thus leaving you with blue balls.

Can also be used as a defense, such as if you show up to a party and see a person about to seal the deal with the person you wanted to hook up with, pull out your phone and show them some trendy TikToks and teach that fool a lesson about natural selection.

I was late to Amber’s party last night when I saw that butthole Rick about to seal the deal with her on the couch, I grabbed my phone and TikTok Cock Blocked that fool and took Amber for myself while Rick was hypnotized by TikTok. Lets say I woke up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy.

by Stresemann's Bristlefront November 17, 2021

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