Blumpkin

The age old activity of recieving a blowjob while pinching a loaf and eating a meatball sub. Experts often let one meatball slip and splatter upon the female's head during orgasm.

Any fine sub or hoagie restaurant should have three rest rooms, one designated for Men, one for Women, and the largest designated for Blumpkins.

by Aditya, son of Kieron February 21, 2007

Blackhawk Blumpkin

To receive a blumpkin (Getting one's cock sucked whilst taking a shit) while hanging out of a door mid-flight in a Blackhawk helicopter.

Jack was getting a Blackhawk Blumpkin at 1,500 feet when the pilot banked hard left and she blew chunks all over his chode.

by Carl Woz April 5, 2009

philli blumpkin

After you somehow manage to convince a freak to give you a blumpkin, just as they go down, you piss in their eyes.

Although the bus driver had some huge ass rolls and black teeth, she gave a wicked philli blumpkin.

by zwicks December 16, 2004

Reverse Blumpkin

Where a man sitting on the toilet without pants is turned around towards the tank while a woman comes in behind his ass and sucks his dick while he shits and subjects said woman to the splash zone.

I can't believe that girl gave you a reverse blumpkin! Yeah bro I mean I ate Mexican so she got the shits all over her!

by KoreanJesus69 April 13, 2017

Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater

The delicate art of getting a blowjob while shitting into someone's mouth.

Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater.
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
Found some friends who could stand the smell.
And handle the fiery taste as well.

by E from the East. April 3, 2009

Snowboard boot blumpkin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump and simultaneously having your snowboard boots removed after a long days boarding.

Greg wasn't quite sure what relieved him more ... the girl on his cock - the freshly laid turd or the wave of relief as his boots where swiftly tugged from his feet ...

Voilà!! the 'Snowboard boot blumpkin' :p

by Purple Alien February 19, 2012

Blumpkin

Taking a shit, while a girl is giving you oral sex, or blowjob.

Goldstein-"I schnooked Cindy Kim..and she even gave me a blumpkin!" Kumar- "What's a blumpkin?" Goldstein- "It's when a girl gives you head when your taking a shit!!"

by LOVESBIGBOB'SDICK January 30, 2009