Blessed 

An elevated state that only few ever achieve: being motivated to go from partying, smoking, and drinking to work on your own business whatever it maybe. To most this motivation often comes to them suddenly or even in a dream as if it is an act of God. A divine being hand picking you, because he/she thinks your destined for greater things making the people it’s happened too feel blessed.

Person: I’m lonely as fuck G. All I do is sit in my house and work, but I guess it’s all good. It’s how it goes when your blessed.

Blessed by LemonSavage February 10, 2018

Bess

sort of like best...but better :)

Me and Kayla are bess friends forever.

Bess by BenJammin9 January 21, 2008

have a blessed day 

Sometimes it face-value means, "I wish you a nice/ pleasant/ fortunate day". Sometimes it means "I'm done talking to you now". Sometimes it means, I work two jobs, I'm tired, leave me alone.

-Your total is $7.82.
-Here's a $10. Nice weather huh?
-Your change is $2.18. Yeah, much nicer than yesterday.
-I know that's right! OK, have a blessed day, baby.
-Gang.

have a blessed day by yeah buddy 2020 April 20, 2022

Bessie the cow

Bessie the cow was one of the biggest cows and animals to ever walk the earth. She was bigger than most mountains. She was so big that all of the dairy products today come from Bessie herself.

Bessie was married to Beefie the cow, who was also huge like her. All the meat products in the world come from Beefie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy, will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.

Bessie, Beefie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.

Many people still worship the great Bessie, Beefie and Befessie today.

Child: Mom, where does milk come from?

Mom: From Bessie the Cow of course!

Bessie the cow by SqueakyPig17 May 10, 2020

blesser

Think sugar daddy, but with a whole lot more money. He's filthy rich, and can set you up with clothing accounts, overseas holidays (Dubai is the current hot destination) and sometimes even a car. So when you date one, your life has been blessed. Financially anyway...

My blesser just bought me a condo in the northern suburbs!

blesser by Puma kph May 28, 2016

Blessid

Alternative pronunciation of "Blessed", which can be used to show appreciation for a certain situation or thing.

"This is some blessid kush"

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Person 1: "I don't want to go to school tomorrow"
Person 2: "It's supposed to be a snow day"
Person 1: "Blessid"

Blessid by ganjafarmer6 August 15, 2011

blesbian 

a combination of the words black and lesbian meaning an african-american woman that prefers other women.

Dude did you see my friends roommates?

Oh the Blesbians?

Yeah one of them looks like a dude.

blesbian by o-neg August 25, 2008