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Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

The way psychiatrists say ADD and ADHD when they want to drug your child
"I'm afraid your child has ADD. I think he should try Ritalin.
"YOU WANNA DRUG MY KID???"
"Madam, you don't understand. The situation's precarious. Your child suffers from Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder."
by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017
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attention whore

Moriah....
she that chick talking to that kid over there she is such an attention whore reminds me of moriah...
by OMGSHIT! April 2, 2009
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attentionworld

A gathering of pervy people highly inclined to masterbate and autohit.
"Were you in that attentionworld last night? It was flamin'."
by Laurelina August 21, 2006
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attention whore

a person who will do anything to get attention
Don't be such an attention whore. We will get to your story soon.
by The Return of Light Joker April 7, 2010
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Recession Attention Disorder

Condition resulting from months of doing the work of 4. Exacerbated by repeated taskus interuptus

Your brain is like a shaken lava lamp. Your planning and decision making functions are like those of a squirrel in traffic.

Treatment: If you cannot manage a week on a beach, a quick fix would be to lay on your front lawn in a fetal position for as long as it takes to re-focus.
If I work another weekend I will develop a full-blown case of Recession Attention Disorder
by teeceeTO July 11, 2010
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at attention

refers to a male’s penis when it is hard; a phrase to describe a boner
Being at attention around my family was so embarrassing.
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atte

dutch/frisian slang for chugging (the remaining of) a glass/bottle of an alcoholic beverage(beer, liquor)
it's a verb, most often used without last n because it's slang
I/ik at
you/jij at
he/she/hij/zij at
we/wij atten
you/jullie atten
they/zij atten

wij hebben geat/we have geat

note: a is pronounced differently in dutch as in english
person 1 is drinking a beer
person 2: atte atte!
person 3 joins in yelling atte
person 1 chugs what's remaining of the beer
by djonkoman May 12, 2010
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