Who let the cat outta da BAG 

Some one who is actin like a hoe and doesn't shut there mouth spilled a super TOP secret info and now that info is being spread like peanut butter all over toast.

Me: yo biss who let the cat outta da BAG
Stupid boy: me 😟👉👈

Who let the cat outta da BAG by SwishieSwish November 1, 2021

Kink shaming a cat 

Doing something pointless or impossible. Defined as such since cats are not subject to and care not about whatever code of sexual purity you're trying to enforce.

"Through God, nothing is impossible!"
"Of course there are things that are impossible. Ever try to kink shame a cat?!"
~~~
"Give it up already. You're kink shaming a cat!"
(by sea.ya.later on TikTok)

Kink shaming a cat by shakleton November 22, 2021

High as a cat forever 

When a cat gets stoned it lasts forever

When Emma the cat rolled a doobie, it was high as a cat forever.

High as a cat forever by Pagerman November 27, 2021

Sober as a cat 

When you are absolutely trashed off 4 Busch lights.

“I’m as sober as a cat out here. I ant trying to be no pussyfooted Bitch but these beers is making my stomach hurt” -Kevin ‘Bird Luger’ Barnett

Sober as a cat by Shandon November 29, 2021

Tik Tok Cat 

A cat that gets famous because it is so fat.

Abby Villafana has a Tik Tok Cat.

Tik Tok Cat by BeetBobbyFlay December 9, 2021

A witch and her cat 

A sick podcast on spotify about Harry Potter

(on patreon and buzzsprout too)
:)

smart person; hey did you listen to that last episode of A Witch And Her Cat

other smart human; ofc i’m not an idiot

A witch and her cat by bruh ur mom December 9, 2021

i ate a cat 

he ate a cat

A: I ate a cat.
B: Bro what the fuck.

i ate a cat by spapaspap January 3, 2022