nick valensi

Guitarrista muy hermoso de los Strokes... que es una banda genial que recién ahora se está escuchando en latinoamérica

I CAN'T WRITE IN ENGLISH!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW!!! hehe... in ARGENTINA we love the strokes

by Dani Argentina April 23, 2004

valentines day

In mafia slang, it is the day when executions are to be carried out.

See Saint Valentine's Day massacre for more. If it's on the UD use Google.

Some guy: It's Valentines day. I'm taking my wife to dinner.

Mafia guy: Tomorrow is the Valentines day. I have to buy more ammo.

by Slunjan August 13, 2008

Valentine's Day Porridge

Semen, ejaculate, jizzum, spooge, spunk, ceiling spackle, cum.

Come over here and get your Valentine's Day porridge, dear.

by Ezekial Dantes July 6, 2010

Valenwood

Valenwood is home of the Bosmer, or Wood Elf, in the Elder Scrolls V Skyrim. Valenwood is a very densly packed coastal country of forests in the south-western area of Tamriel. Due to the many trees in Valenwood not many imperial roads cut though the country but the ones maintained are mainly used by travelers and the Thalmor's High Elves since the Summerset Isles, home of the High Elf, are just off the coast of Valenwood.

Traveler: I need supplies for a long journy
Merchant: Where're you goin'
Traveler: Valenwood, to learn from the Bosmer
Merchant: Have a safe travel!

by BlueHuskeyDawg August 1, 2012

Valencian Community

It's a region on the Spanish East Coast. It's highly known because of it's great beaches and tourist sights. It's got it's own laguage apart from Spanish which is Valencian. Catalans claim that Valencian is a dialect of Catalan, but most Valencians are anoyed about this because historically it's never been the same although it's got many things in common. The most tipical Valencian dish is Paella and the most tipical drink is Ortxata. People here tend to be quite fun and cheerful. As opposed to other regions in Spain which also have other laguages, people in Valencia tend to be very proud of their local land and also of their country. Fallas is the most important and famous "Fiestas" or in Valencian "Festes". These celebrations consist in burning large statues made throughout the year, these are burnt on the 19th of March on Saint Joseph's Day. From the 1st to the 19th of March people throw fireworks and attend firework displays like the Mascletà in the regional capital of Valencia. The city of Valencia is the third biggest city in Spain after Madrid and Barcelona.

Where's Valencia
In the Valencian Community

What can you do there?
You can...
Can you tell me in Valencian?
Si clar, el dia 19 de Març es pot vore l'última "Mascletà" de l'any i a més a més també es pot veure la "Cremà" que és de la nit del 19 al 20 de Març, fi del dia de Sant Josep.

by eddy97mix June 5, 2015

Valeria

Valeria is a shy girl and is easily offended for stupid fricken people that say she is a Savage! Luvs her family and friends and has OCD nice parents are cool because they dyed my hair chill and luvs undertale.done.

Idk wut to put here
Valeria:confused

by Valeria um.. September 2, 2018

chris valenti syndrome

the syndrome in which an unmarried individual falls in love with an engaged individual, and the engaged with the unmarried, but does nothing until the engaged individual is married. usually leaves both parties in a depressed state.

Bill: What's wrong with you?
Ryan: I'm suffering from Chris Valenti syndrome. This girl I like was engaged and got married, but I'm in love with her and she is in love with me. Guess it's too late now.

by happyending December 24, 2007