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Definitions by Slunjan

Like whore 

A person that excessively abuses the "Like" feature on Facebook.
Facebook Status: "I just wrecked my car".
- Like Whore likes this.
Like whore by Slunjan May 21, 2009

Emo Pirate

It's a pirate that can't afford an eye patch so he wears his bangs like emo to cover the area of his face where the missing eye is.

Unlike emos, these pirates would cut other people, not themselves.
damn i lost my eye patch in the last attack. I'm an Emo Pirate now.
Emo Pirate by Slunjan August 16, 2008

urban dictionary 

while i was reading an article on wikipedia on urban dictionary which is linking to the definition of urban dictionary on urban dictionary which was written by other urban dictionary users who wanted to say something about urban dictionary on the urban dictionary itself i decided to contribute to the urban dictionary by defining urban dictionary.
i don't feel like counting how many times have i used "urban dictionary" in my definition of urban dictionary in order to contribute to the urban dictionary.
urban dictionary by Slunjan August 16, 2008
one who sucks all the blood out of your body.

if you don't believe vampires exist, check these definitions:
woman,lawyer
vampire drinks your blood

if you really knew me you'd know what's wrong.

does a lawyer need an example?
vampire by Slunjan August 15, 2008

toilet seat

what according to women should be down all the time, like someone is lifting it up for men when they have to take a piss.
I have to lift the fucking toilet seat myself
toilet seat by Slunjan August 13, 2008

valentines day 

In mafia slang, it is the day when executions are to be carried out.

See Saint Valentine's Day massacre for more. If it's on the UD use Google.
Some guy: It's Valentines day. I'm taking my wife to dinner.

Mafia guy: Tomorrow is the Valentines day. I have to buy more ammo.
valentines day by Slunjan August 13, 2008
The process of releasing methane gas out of you ass.
Data: I'm picking up traces of methane gas right behind you capt'n.

Picard: I farted!
fart by Slunjan August 13, 2008