Slunjan's definitions

Like whore

A person that excessively abuses the "Like" feature on Facebook.

Facebook Status: "I just wrecked my car".
- Like Whore likes this.

by Slunjan May 21, 2009

toilet seat

what according to women should be down all the time, like someone is lifting it up for men when they have to take a piss.

I have to lift the fucking toilet seat myself

by Slunjan August 13, 2008

Toilet

A very scary place where even the bravest shit themselves.

Also, a place where you can read newspapers.

"I am the <insert superhero name here>. I am the bravest man/thing in the world. Btw, what's this place??? Oh no!! Toilet!!! Gotta take a shit."

"Damn wife, I can't even read the newspapers in peace."

by Slunjan August 12, 2008

valentines day

In mafia slang, it is the day when executions are to be carried out.

See Saint Valentine's Day massacre for more. If it's on the UD use Google.

Some guy: It's Valentines day. I'm taking my wife to dinner.

Mafia guy: Tomorrow is the Valentines day. I have to buy more ammo.

by Slunjan August 13, 2008

Emo Pirate

It's a pirate that can't afford an eye patch so he wears his bangs like emo to cover the area of his face where the missing eye is.

Unlike emos, these pirates would cut other people, not themselves.

damn i lost my eye patch in the last attack. I'm an Emo Pirate now.

by Slunjan August 16, 2008

vampire

one who sucks all the blood out of your body.

if you don't believe vampires exist, check these definitions:
woman,lawyer

vampire drinks your blood

if you really knew me you'd know what's wrong.

does a lawyer need an example?

by Slunjan August 15, 2008

fart

The process of releasing methane gas out of you ass.

Data: I'm picking up traces of methane gas right behind you capt'n.

Picard: I farted!

by Slunjan August 13, 2008