schmooch

kiss

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Give your gramma a schmooch

by shrew88 October 27, 2011

Schmoe

Average, lacking excitement in many categories, meh...

The dating scene in that town looks like forty something Joe schmoes if that's what you're in to...

Settling down is a gamble, lack of excitement or spontaneous fun. He doesn't have to try so he doesn't and next thing ya know you're married to joeschmoe. He may just whackoff in the bathroom, yell at his kids to shut up then go burn rubber or burn trash. Or burn rubber on the way to your kid brother's house where he will then burn trash with him and whichever Hep-Ceptional adMires will burn along. #whitetrashbutnotallwhite
#whatsblacktrash

# FSchmoed

by Swmfisheas xlfist myassoryers March 20, 2019

Schmoog

The complete opposite of fuck, fucking, fucked or fucks

You unintelligent schmooging conservative lady!!!

schmooged, schmoogs

by bored people October 25, 2010

schlogg

An all purpose word, originally used to describe a slow jog. Then adapted to name the sprinter girls on a track team. "Schlogg" can be used to describe an infinate number of things having to do with running track.

When asked how fast to run a warm up, I told her just to schlogg it.

by Paolina June 16, 2007

schmodum

Interjection created by mashing together 'schmuck' and 'chodum'.

"Ah schmodum... I just can't seem to keep a hard on."

by JT August 25, 2004

schmoogus

A learned person in the field of human interaction/synthesis.

The perfect partner.

A soulmate.

Derived from the words school, Moog(a type of synthesiser) and us.

"My schmoogus knows me like no one else in the world"

by Bill Orrick March 26, 2007

Schmoverty

The delusional thought process that develops when one thinks one is poor because one cannot buy an ipod, Starbucks, or a new Hollister Jeans.

Johnson County, Kansas High School students are a common case of emschmovershed people. Schmoverty is frequent in all Olathe Schools and city corners (same location of the Starbucks's).

by Rebekah Rose March 17, 2009