Circle pooper 

When the wife circles a parking lot like a dog getting ready to poop and ultimately settles for a spot at the back of the lot.

I would have been on time to our appointment; except the wife was parking circle pooper style.

Circle pooper by Richard Round Tree March 20, 2022

gay party-pooper 

A Gay Party-Pooper is a person who ruins anybody's good time by suggesting something a group of people are doing, or are planning to do, is gay.

Guy 1: "Hey you know what would be fun to play? Twister!"
Guy 2: "I love playing twister, let's do it!"
Gay Party-Pooper: "Playing twister with other guys is gay."
Guy 1:"Why are you always such a Gay Party-Pooper?"

gay party-pooper by /Zero/ May 5, 2015

The Poultry Poltergeist 

When a woman runs around naked, like a headless chicken, making ghost noises and her partner has to ejaculate onto her. The man must have his eyes closed, only using the ghost noises to pinpoint her location.

“Amanda, Johnny and I tried out the Poultry Poltergeist and he nutted right into my eyes, he gave me pinkeye!”

The Poultry Poltergeist by Soggy Cannabis May 9, 2022

poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper 

When her ass is so tight you can barely poke your pinkey in it.

I was gonna fuck her up the ass but she was so tight all I could do was poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper by Jimmythejerk May 27, 2020

poofter rorter 

A guy who goes trolling for poofters.

Lyle is a poofter rorter.

poofter rorter by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

poofter 

A male pillow biter.

That guy is a pillow biter. He takes it up the arse. Bloody poofter.

poofter by XTA69 October 2, 2005

pooner

A slang word for vagina, ie poon pussy
etc

Eww! Your fingers smell like pooner!

pooner by Scooter October 15, 2004