idiot machine

Another word for "uterus"; the place where human beings—otherwise known as "idiots"—are conceived.

Bill: After the movie, do you want to come over to my place and...you know...
Carol: Sure! That is, as long as you wear protection.
Bill: But it doesn't feel as good with protection!
Carol: Yes, but think about it, Bill. If you don't wear a condom, nine months from
now, some fucking moron might come out of my idiot machine. Do you really want that?
Bill: Good point.

by Like, An Actual Linguist May 5, 2018

political machine

A political machine is a political organization in which an authoritative boss or small group commands the support of a corps of supporters and businesses (usually campaign workers), who receive rewards for their efforts.

cant be blank political machine

by DadeCounty 101 August 5, 2016

Truth Machine

Noun:

-Computer-;

or
-Any device with internet access and search capabilities

The term is commonly referenced when in need of information or settling a dispute.

PC, Mac, Laptop

'Is Lindsay Lohan in jail or not? Let's ask the truth machine!!'

by wordbunbun November 6, 2011

Boof Machine

Slang term for for small compact vape like a juul

Dude kyle pass that boof machine

by G-shmeat June 25, 2019

blyat machine

a slavaboo that i met on discord.

blyat machine is a huge idiot

by Sleepy Head is gay. March 8, 2021

sets machine

a man who goes hard AF in the gym, but secretly wants everyone to know he goes hard AF in the sheets

Graham: Hey Devan, I like your sets machine shirt.
Devan: Thanks man! I've been lifting everyday bro. I just need to scoop me up a nice woman, man.

by Devan Patel September 11, 2018

voice machine

A top secret, highly advanced recording device is is used in chat rooms to obtain knowledge to aid in national security. This secret technology was trusted to Special Agent Dick Johnson (code name Destroyer) who can't seem to figure out how to operate the Voice Machine. Only time will tell if he will be able to complete his secret mission. It is a matter of national security and a failed mission could mean the collapse of our government as we know it. We at the SSGA (Super Secret Government Agency) really wish Special Agent Johnson would get his shit together and figure out how to use the Voice Machine. He is a really nice guy and we made this advanced technology very simple to use, just for him, but he is still having difficulty operating it. And NO Special Agent Johnson, it doesn't work if you say Christmas in the Voice Machine.

Does it work if I say Christmas, in the Voice Machine?

by Speech December 19, 2018