Jack landon
Jack landon by Ihatejacklandon March 17, 2020
Moon Landing
For many reasons it is the most memorable scientific achievement of Humanity that sparked an ever growing fire of passion for the grand beyond,the final frontier,the last expedition.Many believe it's fake but they can eat a toilet filled to the brim with shit and piss.
Moon Landing by Why my pp small bruh bruh June 7, 2020
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emotional lapdance
Verb: The act of stimulating someone's emotional needs. When you feel like you have to exhaust yourself in a performative act to satify the emotional needs of another.
"I just can't be with him anymore! He's too dependant on me emotionally. I feel like I have to give him an emotional lapdance everyday. The constant reassurance, the unending questions. Why do I feel like he wants me to be like his mother and his therapist?"
emotional lapdance by CharlesMonty January 22, 2021
Moon Landing
A form of prank executed in male locker rooms where one individual, while they have their bare ass out, jumps and tries to land their ass as high as they can on the unsuspecting individual. Bonus points awarded for making it to their head, but points subtracted if said person is of a shorter stature.
Jake: Damn, Bryan hit me with a moon landing on my head earlier in the locker room today.
Chris: Yeah, but you're like 5'8 so that's not really all that impressive.
Chris: Yeah, but you're like 5'8 so that's not really all that impressive.
Moon Landing by Doctor Shroinkenberg April 28, 2021
Baddie Landon
Baddie Landon by therealmooda September 3, 2021
Tuesday Lapdance
Economic principal wherein a small increase in quantity is exchanged for a disproportionate reduction in quality.
Ok so Jack in the Box tacos are 2 for 1 compared to Carl's Jr. but you're paying for 2x kangaroo meat. Sounds like a real Tuesday lapdance if you ask me.
Tuesday Lapdance by Smackaroni November 1, 2022
Alabama Lapdance
The act of your cousin giving you a lap dance until you inevitably have an erection and cream your pants. oops!
Alabama Lapdance by thecroatiancrockpot February 1, 2023