Definitions by thecroatiancrockpot

The Iraq Splits 

the act of doing the splits on a camels hump to stimulate your g-spot

i went to the zoo and i just had to try the Iraq splits

The Iraq Splits by thecroatiancrockpot February 2, 2023

Scandinavian Jiu Jitsu 

The act of you and your partner rolling around in feces and wrestling until submission, the loser must lick and eat the remaining feces up until you are both shiny clean!

Me and my girlfriend are going to do some scandinavian jiu jitsu tonight! im hoping shes eaten corn recently!

Scandinavian Jiu Jitsu by thecroatiancrockpot February 2, 2023

Alabama Lapdance 

The act of your cousin giving you a lap dance until you inevitably have an erection and cream your pants. oops!

bro i loved the alabama lapdance i got last night, cousin theresa knows how to get down

Alabama Lapdance by thecroatiancrockpot February 1, 2023

Summer Flip flop 

The act of a woman wrapping her toes around a dick while it is placed inside another womans asshole, covered in an absurd amount of lube to make it sound like a flip flop

Bro, me her and her friend did the summer flip flop last night it was sooooo awesome

Summer Flip flop by thecroatiancrockpot February 1, 2023