A QB for the Minnesota Vikings that is 5-26 against winning teams and states his catch phrase: “You Like That” meaning if his team likes losing or eating a jumbo sized peen following the loss.
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Derrick: Yo what up?
Bobby: Not much, choppin' it easy! You?
Derrick:Choppin' down the block, cause I'm just tryin' to do, what i'm tryin to do, cause we was tryin' to do, what we was tryin' to do! Know what i'm sayin?
Bobby: No
Derrick: What you do last night?
Bobby: I took this ho back to the hizzy, and I had to crank dat spiderman right up in that bitches face, she started screamin and i flipped that bitches weave over her head, and it stuck to her face and she looked like Cousin It, son!
Derrick:Oh
Bobby: Not much, choppin' it easy! You?
Derrick:Choppin' down the block, cause I'm just tryin' to do, what i'm tryin to do, cause we was tryin' to do, what we was tryin' to do! Know what i'm sayin?
Bobby: No
Derrick: What you do last night?
Bobby: I took this ho back to the hizzy, and I had to crank dat spiderman right up in that bitches face, she started screamin and i flipped that bitches weave over her head, and it stuck to her face and she looked like Cousin It, son!
Derrick:Oh
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Adam, you didn't tell me your cousin looks like Sky Lopez.
Adam, you didn't tell me your cousin looks like Sky Lopez.
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"Did you hear that Angelina found out that her boyfriend used to sleep with her friend Jennifer back in the day?"
"Uh-oh. Now they can't be friends anymore. They are Clam Cousins!"
"Uh-oh. Now they can't be friends anymore. They are Clam Cousins!"
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Melanie: your mom’s a big gay
Hayley: your dad’s a lesbian
Melanie: your granny’s a tranny
Hayley: your brother’s a mother
Melanie: your cousin’s a muslim
Hayley: your dad’s a lesbian
Melanie: your granny’s a tranny
Hayley: your brother’s a mother
Melanie: your cousin’s a muslim
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