Chode

Dylan Ray

Chode hasn't fucked Anika yet.

by 12345678900987654322345678 November 26, 2018

Chode

1) When a mans penis is starting to erect or come down from an erection to when it's fully filled with blood but it's growing in length only girth

2) A small but fat penis (complete opposite of a dagger dick)

Stacy:"Well I was gonna fuck him but he had a chode so even if I wanted to it was too thick"
Lexi:"HAHAHAHAH you got clam jammed by a dick"

by xyoungdaggerdick August 18, 2017

Chode

A penis that is wider then it is long

"Did you hear? Matt has a chode!"

by julescd August 20, 2014

Chode

Not wider than length, but the length is short than the Circumfrence

Im sorry that you have a chode!!!

by Ryan Wikstrom March 19, 2004

Chode

Comes from the German word "chote", meaning a bringer of chaos. Generally speaking, an offensive, unthinking person. One who is socially reprehensible and uncouth. An annoying lout. An asshole.

"A chode is not a fat penis, but it is a big dick. Get it? Don't be a chode, man."

by vonzppr February 24, 2009

Chode

Short, fat penis or kid

Dave Gill is such a chode. I heard he has one too!

by M Dubbs May 2, 2008

Chode

The space between a man's balls and anus, ie, "mangina".

Kelly had his chode surgically changed into a vagina, while retaining his balls and penis, therefore becoming an artificial hermaphrodite.

by Dick Spearman January 20, 2009