Chode

An abnormally small penis, usually ranging from 1-4 inches long when erect.

Damn I saw Thomas' dick the other day and he totally has a chode.

by rubythekitten19 November 04, 2019

Chode

1. A dick that is wider than it is long
2. A stupid dumb face person.

"Matt is so effing wack" said Jimmy, "He is a soggy bag of wet chodes" added Pat.

by Emil Ime March 05, 2018

chodeness

Other word for lameness. Someone who is chode is a lame guy. Boring, not enthusiast, passive people are chode.

He is sitting around all day. His chodeness is unbelievable.

by Mystery101 July 13, 2008

Chode

Not wider than length, but the length is short than the Circumfrence

Im sorry that you have a chode!!!

by Ryan Wikstrom March 19, 2004

Chode

Comes from the German word "chote", meaning a bringer of chaos. Generally speaking, an offensive, unthinking person. One who is socially reprehensible and uncouth. An annoying lout. An asshole.

"A chode is not a fat penis, but it is a big dick. Get it? Don't be a chode, man."

by vonzppr October 21, 2008

Chode

Short, fat penis or kid

Dave Gill is such a chode. I heard he has one too!

by M Dubbs May 02, 2008

Chode

1. Theoretical dick that is wider than it is long, stupid as none exist.
2. Guy who has no game with women.
3. Synonym of Gouche. Space between your asshole and your sac

1. John has a chode.
2. John is a chode.
3. John got kicked in the chode.

by metalhead1967 December 14, 2009