See: Crap, Dump, Poo, Shit, Log, Brown
Duck, Anal Cable, Feaces, Droppings, Chocolate Log, Sweetcorn filled Shipping Wrecker, HMS Crap, Bog Blocker, Amitage Shanks Worst Enemy, Toilet Willy, Pipe Plunger,The U Bend Bad Boy, Arse Biscuit, Anal Baby,
Bum Missile, Shit House Cavalry, Paddy'
s Mum,
Arse Compost, Corndog, Tramps Dinner, Oomphska, Plumbers Nightmare, Sewer Rat, Dirt Valve Vomit (messy) etc...
You
see the size of that Chode? that's a danger to
shipping that is, get the north sea
oil rigs on the phone and tell them HMS Hollistic Shit Stick is on its way over...