painting the ceiling

Painting the ceiling is when you haven't jerked off in two weeks and you spank the monkey and you scored a giant load all over the place

I thought I was going to get it on with this girl last week but she didn't show up. Man do I have blue balls so I decided to watch some porn and I ended up painting the ceiling

by Miltythecheese June 15, 2017

Ceili

Ceili is a cunt bag. “I do not have a temper” and “cunt” are most used words/phrases. Shows no emotion. G friend but likes to expose everyone in one word ceili is a cunt 😁

Ceili is a Leprechaun

by #pisstake June 18, 2018

Cecilia

Yikes🤦🏼 ♀️

Cecilia! That scared me!

by Jledsnax May 5, 2019

Cecilia

Cecilia's secretly love Anime (hxh) even though they wont admit it.

They also probably simp for Hisoka.
Cecilia's never bring lunch to school so they get food from their friends who empathize for them.
Cecilia's most likely hate cats, but love dogs.

Person: hey Cecilia do you like anime?
Cecilia: NOOOOO i don't why would you say that?????
Person: ok, ok! chill bruh
Cecilia: DO YOU EXPECT ME TO CHILL B**** I WILL CHILL YOU!

by HAHA.LOSER.IM.AN.ANIME.FREAK July 17, 2021

ceiling karl

Karl-shaped variant of Ceiling Cat

Ceiling Karl is watching you masturbate.

by Henry Yau June 10, 2008

celil

The baddest bitch in town. Nobody will ever be that bad.

Also, coincidentally the gayest bitch in town.

Celil is just so cool, I wish I could be more like him.

by notcelil April 14, 2020

ass ceiling

The impenetrable barrier of ass that keeps straight people from aspiring to gayness.

Justin Timberlake would be gay, but he hit the ass ceiling.

by SardonicMyt July 25, 2014