Daddy Bouncer

like a homie hopper but with peoples father figures

Angus, Jacob, Jai, Sebb (with two bs) and Lachlan
“angus is such a daddy bouncer, he’s practically closeted”

by uhmohno April 13, 2022

Bouncy Castle

Rampant sex act, with gnomes and badgers.

Fancy a bouncy castle this weekend?

by CogDer February 27, 2013

cad and bounder

This phrase is worth noting precisely because it does not belong in this dictionary: it makes sense in a moral universe that has utterly vanished. The last "cad and bounder" died, perhaps, about 1947 (see London Daily Telegraph obituaries for further evidence).

Although they are appropriately linked, the precise meanings differ. A "cad" is one who does harm to a woman's honor or sense of self-worth as, for example, by taking her for a garden walk when he has no intention of marrying her. A "bounder" is a presumptious upstart, seemingly ignorant of, but perhaps merely indifferent to, fundamental norms of propriety.

You, sir, are a cad and a bounder.

A cad perhaps, but no bounder. My family goes back to William I.

by Buce August 9, 2005

bouncing souls

One of the greatest bands in the world.

Don't touch my cd player, i'm listening to "Argyle" by the Bouncing Souls!

by shawn May 17, 2004

bouncer

A bouncer is the first face you see when entering a bar, pub, or night club, and how they treat you often sets the mood for the night. they make sure everyone who enters the establishment is of legal drinking age, not overly intoxicated, dressed according the the bars dresscode, not carying any weapons or drugs. They tend to be large and muscular. their job is to make sure that the bar is safe for the customers and bar staff alike. the bouncers duties inside the bar are to eject overly drunk people and trouble makers, and to prevent and break up fights, make sure people pay for their drinks. If you treat a bouncer with respect, most will act in kind. If you act like an asshole, chances are you will wake up in an ally in a pool of your own blood with serious head trauma.

"I called the bouncer a pussy, that was the last time I saw out of my right eye"
"I gave the bouncer at the door a fifty and he let me and my friends in right away, without cover charge too!"
"that bouncer saved my ass from getting jumped, I'm gonna buy him some drinks for after he gets off work"

by BurnabyDan December 28, 2005

bunce

Usually used in context of a video game: To either accidentally or on purpose push or deflect another player, causing them to fall off a ledge or platform, miss an intended objective, or fail in any other way. Popularized by Gavin Free of Achievement Hunter.

Ohhh, sausages! I would've made that jump, only Ryan bunced me just as I was about to land!

by beavinator February 14, 2015

bouncing the bearded clam

a euphemism for female masturbation.

Boyfriend: "Hey, what did you do today?"
Girlfriend: "I got tired of waiting for you to come home, so I started bouncing the bearded clam when you called."
Boyfriend: "Damn!"

by Mel09 May 17, 2006