Barking Spider

A fart made while sitting in a chair. A chair has four legs. The person has two arms and two legs- that's eight legs- thus the spider reference. With time the term has been misused so often, it has now come to mean any fart.

( Person sitting next to you lifts one leg and farts ). I have to go, that Barking Spider just put me off my lunch.

by Mark Trageser March 7, 2008

barkinsons

A condition discovered by Dr Benjiginnniiggggg it is a rare condition where your whole body becomes paralyzed making it impossible to move affected body part the affected area will then curl up in on itself example in the fingers it would cause a trigger finger.

Ben: dont touch me mark with your barkinsons finger.
Mark touches Ben
Ben Ah my entire body has curled up in a foetus position.

by mrwilljollis March 14, 2008

Quinton Barker

A big fat bastard, inventor of the Fat boy special vibrato fart.
He is an obese, primitive man, with a face of boils(boil beard) Greasy black hair with a suspicious ginger beard.
No-one likes him, except wroxanne, his girlfriend.

"Quiton Barker? Yea i know him, he hit on me once, fucking hell he stinks of shit!"
"Big Ugly oaf"

by Adam Watts AKA Ginge December 6, 2003

bark

To vomit, to throw up, to puke. When your digestive system works in reverse.

She's in the other room, barking up dinner.

by Kel-C February 16, 2005

Barkley

Last name given to one of the most sweetest, most beautiful, and most awesome chicas alive. Always, very bubbly and hyper. She is an awesomely amazing friend who you can tell anything to. She's also not the typical whiny flute player. Her nickname is Barkie. she has a wonderful personality that can always brighten your day if you are feeling down in the dumps. Crazy nutterbutter who likes to ride quads. Her alter egos are Barkie the defensive doggie and Amana the Piranha. Loves the color orange. and to quote her, loved by all, especially the author of this definition.

"Why are you so happy?"
"Oh no reason, except for the fact that I just got done talking to that Barkley girl, the sweetest person on earth!" :D

by Spinnnnie July 26, 2010

bark toe

A horrific, disabling disease that is usually but not limited to infecting the large or "big" toe. Givin' the name bark toe due to the fact that your toe nail rots away in select spots and turns the nail thats left brown, giving your toe the appearance of the trunk of a well nourished maple tree, but an unhealhy toe. If left untreated it can probably get worse and your foot will most likely look like ass. It is extremely contagious. If your wondering who to thank for this pretty shitty condition you can thank one Delvin Nashville Country Music Superstar Sensation Extraordinare who didn't take medication correctly after an ingrown toe nail. Delvin Nashville currently lives in Honolulu, Hawaii and struggles day to day with his illness.

Do you want me to take you to the doctor, it looks like you could have bark toe?

by ryanmorgan March 4, 2006

barkseh

A barkseh is someone who goes on Habbox Forum and has a huge penis and a hate for geordies.

Brandon: "Look Clarissa, it's Barkseh!"
Clarissa: "Yes! I love his huge penis!"

by Shinyapples November 6, 2008