Toph

to freeload for long periods of time in a residence which is not your mother's. To not realize you are an inconvenience and are actually disillusioned to think that because you've found a semi-permanent place to couch surf and/or guest room snatch, you're now fading into the background and the residents forget you're there, when, in actuality, you are the splinter in the household's thumb. They may not always be able to see you, but your presence is irritating and the longer you stay, the more you fester.

He tophed you.

Oh man, you got tophed.

Guys, i'm being tophed and don't know how to stop it.

Do you think he'll toph me? Oh yeah, you can already tell, he's a definite toph-er.

by hydekelso February 5, 2010

Torah

It is something the Jewish people read out of. Part of there religion.

Every week in shul, we read from the torah

by Sierra04 November 28, 2019

bangalore torpedo

A variation on the space dock, with a toilet paper tube used to facilitate the fecal transfer.

Ian's stools were so loose that he had to pull a bangalore torpedo instead of the space dock.

by Jack Sparks February 20, 2007

Lit Torch

A sexual act in which Hot Sauce is applied the the penis as lubrication before entering the vagina and/or rectum.

I was out of sex jelly so I used found some hot sauce and gave her the lit torch.

by GarthWilliamson651 July 2, 2009

the torah

1) A joint wrapped with the finest quality paper

Ah shit you just dropped the torah!

by EGraves August 24, 2006

torpedo

when you place a dildo all the way into a vagina and karate chop it so it flies out just like a torpedo would.

" Holy shit! that torpedo just went through your window. "

by Mista-Sprinkles July 19, 2007

torchin' gorts

to smoke cigarettes or cigars.

"have you guys been torchin' gorts over here?"

by frothin_rigmaster July 30, 2009