1 definition by hydekelso
to freeload for long periods of time in a residence which is not your mother's. To not realize you are an inconvenience and are actually disillusioned to think that because you've found a semi-permanent place to couch surf and/or guest room snatch, you're now fading into the background and the residents forget you're there, when, in actuality, you are the splinter in the household's thumb. They may not always be able to see you, but your presence is irritating and the longer you stay, the more you fester.
He tophed you.
Oh man, you got tophed.
Guys, i'm being tophed and don't know how to stop it.
Do you think he'll toph me? Oh yeah, you can already tell, he's a definite toph-er.
Oh man, you got tophed.
Guys, i'm being tophed and don't know how to stop it.
Do you think he'll toph me? Oh yeah, you can already tell, he's a definite toph-er.
by hydekelso February 6, 2010