tech mexicans

All of the Chinese and Indians that work menial janitorial and kitchen jobs at Michigan Technological University.

I got a job washing dishes with all the tech mexicans.

by Phil Cutre August 05, 2009

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virginia tech

A second-rate university geared toward students who couldn't get into UVA.

Since you have a room-temperature IQ and like to fuck pigs, Virginia Tech will be a great place for you to mistake your classmates for intelligent people, and jerk off to pictures of UVA girls.

by tech bitches shouldn't talk March 17, 2005

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Eastern Tech

all the kids are stuck up...and think there better then everyone else....we all wanted to go there now we all want to leave...everyday someone is getting transferred because the school is so gay...the teachers are all bitches....push us to hard and then wonder why were so dumb...the principal tells everyone we do great because hes putting out false informantio...then they blame it on the middle schools why were so dumb

teacher-tom whats 2 plus 2?
tom-umm 22?
teacher-did you go 2 middle school?
tom-yea
teacher-thats why

by .......SECRET...... March 12, 2005

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tech guru

This male or female has a broad interest in technology and loves everything "techy", keep in mind- don't start any discussions about Apple or Android.

Dang, this girl is a tech guru! She knows everything about my new computer!

by Thenewgoldfish December 26, 2015

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Tech 10

A girl who would score no more than a 3 on the 10-scale, yet appears a 10 to a Tech student due to a phenomenon known as Tech Goggles or Riddle Vision

Man, that chick is ugly.

No way man, she's a tech 10!

by NM Rox March 16, 2005

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