Window shield Sexual

When you are sexually attracted to windshields

For Example "Cassandra is window shield sexual."

by DC778 August 17, 2017

Bitch-Shaped

Someone who does something and says it was an accident but you know they meant it

When you told them to do the dishes and they said they forgot there being Bitch-Shaped

by BuckChuck November 14, 2017

Blake shields

A fuck boy that’s beats girls and only wants the pics

Blake Shields is a pussy

by Blake shields May 29, 2018

Food shape

When you’re in the kitchen more than the gym- you’re in food shape.

I was in such good shape when I exercised, had sex a lot, and didn’t eat. Now I’m just in food shape.

by Things Laurel Says... August 30, 2018

Charity Shield

When you use the fact that you raised money for charity as a form of deflection against criticism for any oopsie you made. Very prominent on social media influencers and Youtubers.

Person 1: So have you heard about this guy who got himself into trouble on the internet?

Fan: WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FOCUSED ON HIS MISTAKES?! WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE CHARITY RUNS HE DID IN THE PAST?!

Person 1: How does raising money for charity negate these actions? There's no such thing as a Charity Shield."

by blacktrojan3921 December 19, 2018

Celtican Shield-breaker

A sex move where a man lays upside down on a shield and spins around, and his partner takes a running leap to land on top

After the Celtican Shield-breaker, Sebastian wasn't able to walk for the rest of the night!

by Papa Pizza March 1, 2019

blame shield

A contractor, employee or provider who is engaged by a party simply so that party can point at them at a later juncture should anything go wrong. Often performed by large corporations or government bodies where the permanent staff need to pass the buck in order to retain their comfy positions.

We had KPMG come in and perform analysis on our project. They said all the right things, and we knew they would, but we were just investing in a blame shield should things go south down the track.

by ShaneDowe April 25, 2019