Pooter

Common term for the genitalia. Most commonly Female But also used as a term for males.

"Damn I wouldn't mind a taste of that Pooter."
"Guy I gotta get my Pooter Sucked tonight."

by Rukas December 23, 2003

pooter

n. A small round-ringed anal hole that has been entered repeatedly. Someone that works at AOL Tech Support.

I pounded that pooter all damn nite till the lube caught fire! That guy at AOL tech support don't know jack!

by Hugh Jass November 11, 2003

shooter pooter

someone with the instinctive physical reaction of farting every time they take a shot.

"What's that smell? Man, did Browsky do another shot, cause it stanks." "Hey bartender, give us 4 shots of Jager, and an extra shot of Glade for Browsky!"

by PCruz November 12, 2003

porter

An employee at a car dealership, usually relegated to the service department to wash cars or to the sales department to supervise the lot. Generally considered to be the lowliest position at an automotive dealership.

Those porters can't wash a car to save their lives.

by deloreanman14 February 13, 2007

Mexican Poltergeist

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except the residual funk from a vigorous taint and asshole rub is smeared on the upper lip instead of human fecal matter. This move can also be referred to a Spectral Sanchez and is best done covertly.

Last night I rubbed my funky taint and gave my wife the worst Mexican Poltergeist, she go utter and still swears permanent damage.

by Chef Duck September 25, 2011

porterdude

ADJ: describing one who is cool and who likes Porter style Ales. Also one who is in tune with his dorkness

That porterdude is one cool cat!

by D-rock in B'ham April 29, 2005

Poster-Douche

When you post something with a typing error or wrong information on it... Soon after the post you realize it. Then a Douche Bag comes and comments on it and points out what your mistake was that you already knew.

I Post: "Casey Antony found guilty of murder, yes she's going to jail!"
HLN: "Casey Anthony will be released July 17, after being found guilty for lying to law enforcements."
(I go to look back at my post)
Poster-Douche 1: "Stupid idiot it's "Anthony" not "Antony"! She was found guilty of lying to law enforcements dumb ass!
Poster-Douche 2 (Follows along): "Fucking idiot spell right! And get your fucking facts straight!

by DayToDay July 10, 2011