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morning wake-up call

A morning wake-up call is when a man stands over a sleeping woman while masturbating. Right before he comes, he yells at the girl to wake up so she wakes up to a face full of semen.
"I did a morning wake-up call on my sister yesterday. She wasn't too fond of it."
by Emmzee March 22, 2008
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good morning

A common phrase meaning the same thing as "hello" but it can only be used before midday. It does not necessarily assume the weather is good but is rather a simple greeting.
"Good morning" is another classic oxymoron.
by brendan July 1, 2004
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MorningWood

an errection of the male penis, typically in the morning hours, caused by unknown resources.
by MicrosoftMurdeR December 5, 2004
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Morning Mist

When a man wakes up in the morning, sometimes, he gets a boner, an erection, a hard on, whatever you want to call it. Sometimes, when a girl wakes up in the morning, she is wet, aroused, horny.

For men, it's called "Morning Wood."

It is called "Morning Mist" for girls because of the warm and wet feeling produced down below. Kind of like a mist.
Dude, I got Michelle horny before she fell asleep last night and she woke up with a morning mist!
by Dinosawruhoh May 18, 2010
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good morning kiss

by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009
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morning dew

when the woman wakes up and is "WET" if you know what I mean

similar to morning wood
Hey Baby! I'm lying here with Morning dew
COME ON OVER
by Anonymous February 18, 2003
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Early morning tea

The sweat left on someone's face from your scrotum after you teabag them.
Rucker: Would you like to join me for some early morning tea?
Courtney: What's that?
by -=RUCKER=- June 14, 2004
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