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douche chills

The intense feeling, very similar to a shiver up your spine, that can be invoked simply from being in the presence of a douche bag. Usually triggered by a specific douchey act or statement.
e.g. I got douche chills when the kid with the pink polo shirt flipped his collar up.
by cosmonautlaunchpad August 1, 2007
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Twitter Douche

An addicted Twitter user who posts every single thing that happens to them every few moments.
Hey look at that twitter douche over there, he has no life.
by pooperdude108 January 24, 2009
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Scooby Douche

A person who always thinks they have everything figured out, but are usually wrong.
"Dude, I know Kevin is cheating on Lynn; I see him with Michelle ALL the time."

"That's his sister you Scooby Douche!!"
by Fudgey the Whale August 1, 2009
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Douche Brew

When a douche-bag dies, Their body are planted in a douche field. They grow into douche-hops. They are harvested around spring break and summer time, When Douches are more abundant. Then we go through a very classified procedure, in which we turn these douche hops into Douche Brew.

Or when some one is being as douche-bag they are sipping on Douche Brew.

Another Word for Beer, any type of lager and/or Red neck alcoholic beverage.
Dude, pass me a Douche Brew.

That Patrick Dixon is a real dick, I bet he's been sipping on Douche Brew.

(Man 1) Here recently, Poss Rhillips has been sipping some major Douche Brew.
(Man 2) Yeah, I know.
by Colby Daniel. January 7, 2009
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Myspace Douche

The teenager (Or Adult, i guess..) Who has myspace revolved around their entire life. They post..like.. i swear to god.. at least 10-15 bulletins a day. Their profile takes sooooo fucking long to load because their profile has numerous amounts of videos, photos, applications, and all that other stupid shit that no one cares about that only takes longer to load. They will write in BIG CAPITAL LETTERS ALL THE TIME AS IF THEY'RE ANGRY! OR THEY LIKE TO SPEAK LOUD LIKE BILLY MAYS. They will post pictures that are copyrighted material of their interest, Usually, more then 50 of these photos are uploaded into a separate folder.

They will post their entire daily life in either a bulletin or status board. Speaking of status board, they update their status MANY times during the day.

An act of compulsive lying is often found in bulletins.

Ex: "Im gonna go to skate park and then hit the waves"
They will post something like that everyday, funny thing is, they will live at least 100 miles away from the beach. So you know they're full of shit.

As for the status board situation, one Myspace Douche and another Myspace Douche will comment back and forth for a long amount of time talking about whatever in a STATUS board. Hello?? They're called private messages. USE ONE! This also applies to comments and bulletins.

The vast majority of these people are the one's who are usually shy, anti-social, or people that just are, well, douche bags in general.

Not to mention if you post a bulletin about an opinion, or comment their best friends status board, they'll get pissed off as if the whole world devotes to him. They're really stubborn, close-minded people. Or can be at least..

As myspace makes constant changes, the "Friends you know" section is also an easy-access stalker point. Why? The Myspace Douche will see the people who they have in the "Mutual" section, and will not understand why you haven't met the person, or heard of them, or ever had them on your friends list.

Their's alot more to say, but that sum's it up.
Erick is such a Myspace Douche sometimes.
Makes me wonder...
by 53468486 September 3, 2009
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Lesbian Douche Bag

A lesbian who is 25 and over but parties at 18+ clubs because it's the only place she can seem cool. Also wears "Shane" or "Justin Bieber" hairstyle. Believes she's black but is white as a ghost. Has more nike tennis shoes than she does actual street cred. Often seen with shitty arm sleeve tattoos and wallet chains. Frequently works a dead end job and "crashes" at their parent's house... you know, until they can afford a place of their own. Be forewarned, this species of lesbian is prone to cheat, or as they call "serial monogamy". Thinks it uncool for someone to have a professional job, pay their bills and support themselves.
You'll know a Lesbian Douche Bag by her pick up lines, like, “Is your girlfriend sitting here?” (She sits down.) “Now she is.”
by D-Bag Haters October 6, 2011
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Douche Bag Jones

That guy with the mustache...that's Douche Bag Jones!
by moogookrew December 18, 2007
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