Dallman

"Dallman" is a word usable as a noun, adjective, and verb that was coined in order to convey the udder turd-like grossness of a given subject.In addition, Dallman may be used to generalize the awfulness of a condition or thing. For proper use, the speaker must draw out the first syllable, thus causing the common misconception that the spelling is "Deyoal-man". Synonyms are, turd, poop shit and crap. The only legitimate antonym is Jesus.

As a noun: "Eww, gross, that dog just took a giant Dallman!"
: "You know who was a Dallman? Hitler"

As an adjective: "Why did you shit on my coat and not tell me? That was a Dallman move!"

As a verb: "Can I use your bathroom? I need to Dallman like there's no tomorrow!!!"

by John Roanoke February 21, 2007

Dallas

A television series that ran on CBS from 1978 until 1991. The series focused on the Ewing Oil and the disfunctional Ewing family. The main characters were Jock Ewing, who was the patriarch of the family and the founder of Ewing Oil, his wife Miss Ellie, who was bred on SouthFork Ranch, and their three sons: J.R., Gary, and Bobby. J.R. was the main villian, who had tendencies of greed, deception, and pure evil. He was bred by his father to be an Oil man. His younger brother Gary was more artistically inclined and was favored by Ellie, but on account of his sensitive attributes he was driven away by J.R. and his father. Bobby was the youngest and the "good-guy" who competed with J.R. over Ewing Oil and also took care of the ranch. Other characters include Pamela Barnes-Ewing, Bobby's wife and the daughter of Willard "Digger" Barnes, who was Jock's former partner and friend, and Cliff Barnes, the son who vows revenges against the Ewing family for his father's losses and also contends with J.R. for power. The show has the all-time favorite cliff-hanger: "Who Shot J.R.?"

Dallas was a great show, though Knots Landing was kind of boring. It's too bad Gary didn't stick around on Dallas and kick J.R.'s ass.

by Chris Ewing August 16, 2005

Brody Dalle

A talentless "punk singer" who used Tim Armstrong of Rancid to get in on the music scene, cheated on him with Josh Homme and is now fat, washed-up and has a new "band" Spinnerette. The Distillers, her previous outfit, broke up a couple of years ago, and though Spinnerette has been promising music for almost a year, Brody has yet to deliver.
Maybe it's because Tim's not around to write her music anymore?

Muffin Top, fake blonde. Brody Dalle is a Hypocrite. Poking holes in condoms to trap a rock singer into marriage.

by lovalova23 November 27, 2007

dallas

the definition of queef.

a young male, who talks to much, and is weird. he can be really sweet at times, but others a pain in the ass. he gives awesome hugs, and is fun to be with.

"DALLAS YOU QUEEF, GIVE ME A HUG!!"

by richcoon November 17, 2008

Dallas Cowboys

A rubbish Football team, that can't play Football for any money. George W. Bushes chosen people. Everything bad about Football, making one pathetic team. I'm in shock that they could even defeat the Redskins once. When you insult the Redskins, you insult God. When you insult the Cowboys, you're complimenting a small child.

For more information on the Dallas Cowboys, see George W. Bush on Urban Dictionary.

by Mike B. Anderson January 12, 2008

dallas cowboys

A team that has a rightful place in NFL history. They are currently one of the best teams in the NFL, although they haven't won a playoff game since 1996. Our QB, Tony Romo, is second only to Tom Brady, and T.O. Has the second highest reception rate in NFL History.Most retards (Eagles and Redskin fans) make fun of us witchout realizing how much they suck them selves.

Carl: Cowboys suck!
Tom: Who do you like?
Carl: The Eagles
Tom: LOL! N00b team with one Superbowl win!
Carl: And Cowboys?
Tom: Dallas Cowboys are five time Superbowl Champions, asshole

by Tard-Hater November 7, 2008

two dalla holla

When you waste your money for a hit or two of that shitty weed your friend got and you dont have enough money for an eight.

Hey man you gimme a two dalla holla!

by Dont worry bout it January 7, 2003