burnt

Onomatopoeia for a quick, loud and dry fart.

Timmons: BURNT! Put that in your book!

The Farting Preacher: You have to press on, you have to go on, starting is great, proverbs says, but finishing is better! BURNT!

Drew Carey: Scissors, POOT! letter openers, POOT! staplers BURNT! don't run with any of them.

by Hard-Pressed Entertainment August 10, 2012

BURR

Burr: Laid back type of dude. Happy, Caring, Charming and cool. Easy to get along with. An a*shole sometimes but we're all the same.

Burr is that dude..

by Superweirdandgoofy June 12, 2011

burnt toast

burnt toast, the guy who comes over drunk and toasted then drinks all your beer. then you say get out toast, you have burnt this bridge.

random toast: wheres the beer?

erik: the bridge is BURNT, you burnt toast!!

by mountaingoose September 4, 2010

burnt milf

A very dark skinned, mature woman, who one is sexually aroused by.

"yo freddy, check out that burnt milf at 3 o'clock..."

"i'd tap that"

by Ashbury's Dirtbag April 1, 2007

burnt brownies

yet another way to stealthily describe black people nearby, or in general. used cleverly with other words to complete a cautious racist comment.

yo im on my way over but i had to call you cuz its mad late im heading by a huge batch of burnt brownies.

by jd from jersey October 23, 2007

burnt cheesecake

A male grimmy, who can't dance, in general.

And will never be an underwear model.

Showing ape or caveman like qualities.

Orginated in floriston c.a.

Woman 1."Ya know that kid jimmy?"
Woman 2. "Yeah! He's such a burnt cheesecake!!"

by rawrrawrrawrrrrr March 1, 2009

burnt offerings

This is what happens when someone hands you a bowl that had weed in it but is now cooked or wasted or all gone, finished.

I must have gotten at least five hits off that bowl before it tuned to burnt offerings.

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010