may flower kids 

Okay so basically no one likes them and you DON’T wanna be one of them. It’s a kid who sells may flowers and maybe that sounds normal but oh god no if you going near a May flower kid your life is over. You gonna be mentally instable and scared for your whole life. So STAY AWAY FROM THE KIDS WITH THE FLOWERS OR YOU NOT GONNA MAKE IT TO NEXT YEAR! IF YOU SEE THEM RUN FOR YOUR LIFE OR THEY WILL ASK YOU “Do YoU wAnT tO buY mAy FlOwErS?” And I promise you not gonna make it. Thanks.

May flower kids , they just go around with a green bag and trying to sell stupid plastic flowers to you.

may flower kids by Majblommehataren April 19, 2019

Joe Rapes Kids 

Joe Mchugh eats kids out

Joe: Hey izzy you've matured like a fine wine
Izzy: I don't want that in my mouth
Everyone: Joe Rapes Kids

Joe Rapes Kids by BlueShoeWanker May 17, 2019

Honey I shrunk the kids 

A movie from 1989 about four kids who got turn to pea size. They find a way to get home overnight through different barriers ahead(bees, mud, and a lawn mower). They prove that one of their fathers machine works. It’s full of romance, comedy, fantasy, and drama. It’s also the reason why I can’t eat Cheerios.

When people ask for my favorite movie, I tell them it’s Honey I shrunk the kids.

Honey I shrunk the kids by Bawston69 October 15, 2019

Reverse step kids 

Your ex’s kids.

Janet: my ex husband is having a baby with his new wife, that means little Emily will be a big sister, and I’ll have some reverse step kids.

Reverse step kids by nutella137 July 16, 2020

You're kidding me! 

A phrase to use when you refuse to believe something

Ashton: I just bought Apple Company!
Iman: ''You're Kidding Me!''

You're kidding me! by Ksbsjsjohebsn November 26, 2020

Pepsi man took the kids 

Pepsi man please I haven’t seen them in ten years

Person1: after my divorce pepsiman got full custody over the kids
Person2: pepsi man took the kids then?

Pepsi man took the kids by I_eat_dick October 21, 2021

fnf.exe kids 

These are the kids who watch too much Dani and NonsenseHumor they use discord and possibly Reddit
they make shaggy.exe memes and think their superior in the fandom and think their entire life is edited on adobe premiere pro

fnf.exe kids: AHAHHA CODE GO BRRR this teached me better than 7 years of school
Normal guy: dead

fnf.exe kids by Lolorator360 November 15, 2021