Kidded

The action of hitting something with an infant or small child

I kidded that disappointment of a child yesterday

Kidded by Tekita rain May 2, 2019

kiddywinks

Kiddywinks is a word that means a group of children. It is often used by parents in a humourous or informal manner. The word has unknown origins but is popular in England. Kiddywink is the singular version.

Time for bed, kiddywinks.

kiddywinks by NaethanC76 July 19, 2019

Kidcation

When your kids are staying with relatives or friends for free (not summer camp) and you stay home, just go about your regular day, but find your evenings suddenly way less stressful.

Holy shit, my wife and I went out to dinner last night and didn't have to deal with any bedtime drama, I love this Kidcation

Kidcation by triptonic August 21, 2019

Kiddy Kong 

A member of the Kong Family introduced in Donkey Kong Country III, known for being hated by members of the Youtube channel GameXplain, particularly Jon Cartwright

Jon: I think Kiddy Kong is the worst thing Nintendo has ever done
Ash: Not going to disagree with you there.
Andre: More like Kiddy Wrong, am I right?

Kiddy Kong by KiddyKongFacts May 2, 2020

kids' crucifix orgy 

where a bunch of rural kids with no electronics crucify one kid, and then all the other kids, naked with their clothes a distance away, take turns sucking the crucified kid's dick, and touching each other. Occasional anal sex happens, it lasts for hours, and is to be played on a small, open hill with flatland at least 20m in radius. The cross must be in the middle of the field, visible to planes.

"Hey man wanna have a kids' crucifix orgy with the rest of the boys? We're only 9 but as long as there are no cams-"

"Wait that's illegal"

kids' crucifix orgy by ElsonDaSushiChef/SushiMii_YT February 19, 2021

Kidney buster 

Another name for the longest meanest dick you can provide your partner. So deep it put her ass to sleep. So deep bruised those organ donors. She felt it in her back.

Last night I was pounding away so fuckn hard, she called me today to tell my the Kidney buster worked her kidney stone is gone.

Kidney buster by Kovid Kush April 7, 2021

kidbuddykid 

1. When you're in a hurry and excited and your next move is the best move

2. Can also mean to calm down, when your friend needs to calm the f down for a minute

Dude 1: kidbuddykid let's go! Let's go! Kidbuddykid hurry up, kidbuddykid!

Dude 2: kidbuddykid! Chill! Kid! Buddy! Kid! Seriously calm the fuck down

kidbuddykid by benjaminblanco April 15, 2021